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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

OP, have you considered a career change?

With your skills and qualifications you are ideally suited for a job as a Bounty woman... sorry... person.

We're still waiting for a huge dripfeed from OP. She seems a bit reluctant to give details or answer questions.

OP - does your bunny have floppy ears or standy up ears?

Chesterfield why are you stalking me? I sent you a subliminal message asking you not to, didn't you get it. If you say you've never heard of me that just proves my point.

Tick please don't correct Pussy's spelling or grammar, she's always correct. She's very frightened at the moment and extremely drunk there there Pussy now you don't need to ring the alcohol delivery service.

I was blinded by tears of sympathy and terror to hear of your illness this morning, was it dengue fever? Sometimes that masquerades as a hangover.

emss if you rtft it will all make sense. I mean that kindly, we're really trying here and just can't solve OP's problem. Or remember what it is.

Thigh - I'm furious you would tell me to stay away from drains. Very drainist of you.

Thigh - are you calling me a grammar Nazi? Or just a Nazi? Either way, dfod and have a nice day .

Seren deepest apologies, in my defence I ate 2 Lee's snowballs earlier and was very distracted by making sure I didn't get caught and have to "share" and only have one. Am blinded by tears of sorrow and shame.

round here siblings are always welcome at parties

Tick I explained earlier that most of my fingers had been worn away to bloody stumps by the remote control. I'm typing with my poor triggered arse now and my alt-right cheek is always in conflict with my lefty cheek. I'm sure the blame lies there.

parker round here we used armed guards to deter siblings.

I javent rtft but OP you sound like yabu
I can see why your poor DH gets upset, I for one cannot believe that you only change your bedding once a day.
It's had your vag on it all night. shudder

Makes it worse that you probably shit in a small cupboard in your bedroom, are you seriously that lazy you can't walk a few feet to the family bathroom. Think of the poo germs lingering.
Never seen the appeal of an ensuite and I once turned down my dream house because it had an ensuite and I just refuse to even entertain the idea of having a bath without rubber duck/Barbie/ELC penguin shoved up my arse.

HTH

Sometimes you just have to say to yourself "what would Audrey do?"

Then do the opposite, I've learned recently that 360• from wrong is probably North.

Although we are considering building an extension to give all 4 children an ensuite.

You see between them they eat 4 punnets of raspberries a day, 5 punnets of strawberries, 37 apples and 2kg of goji berries.
That's just the snacks

They also insist on kale and courgettes in their lunchbox. Kept warm in a food flask.

Let me tell you. There is quiye often a queue for the bathroom.
My wages are literally just keeping us in fruit and toilet paper. What you spend on a week on food op I spend in 4 hours on fruit.

PlOP if you have been trying to use a compass to solve your problem take a tip from me, North is always the direction you are walking.

Men I'm reporting you. One of your children clearly gets 2 punnets of strawberries. Also which child gets 7 apples when the others get 10? Haven't you read "A Child Called IT"? I suggest you do.

Well I'm going to bandage my stumps (thanks Pussy) put a cork in my arse and go to bed to read a foster carer memoir.

Don't confuse the cork with the dynamite thigh.

thigh no need to worry. 4th child is only 4 so has less of an appetite.
Plus she eats most of the goji berries.
I think it's why she's so, so advanced. Even the HV thinks she's forward for her she

*age

Bloody auto correct

She who must be obeyed - who remembers that TV series?

Kim. Kimmy. Kim. Kimmy look at me, look at muyyyyy. I've got one word to say to you Kim: feng shui.

Tick and thigh Hanging head and gnashing teeth to stumps as have such bad grammar and spelling skills. I-pad is on the naughty step for making me appear an ignoramous. I am very literary in RL, nearly finished a compendium of Ant and Bee books. Have a full set of freshly sharpened pencils too.

thigh how interesting that you thought I might have Dengue Fever. Looking through my big book of interesting illnesses I had come to the same conclusion.

Finding gin is making me a tad maudlin so have moved onto Champagne. (Capers off singing Champagne Pussy is my name).

I see the OP hasn't come back.