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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

OP, sorry had busy day away from helping you out. Anyway - I personally use wax ones.
Good luck !

I've read the whole feckin thread, ask me anything 

@Sunflowersforever I'd like to ask do you think I look fat. Don't want to post a pic as might identify me.

No offence, but your name should be SevenEasterEggs

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Of course you'd be unreasonable to seek medical attention for your acute medical problem OP. The NHS is not there for people to flagrantly get medical attention left right and centre whenever they need it.

Honestly it's people like you who are bringing this county to its knees

Tick you are a star, delicious supper tonight.

Making an art installation with all the scraped off plastic shards. I am extremely artistic so will enter the result for the Turner Prize - All The Suppers I Have Eaten.

Pussy - photo or it didn't happen.

Best. Thread. Ever. Nominate for Classics. Thought it was just me 😂

I want to reiterate that no one has asked me if I am coming back

Seven Easter eggs! How DARE you. I'm reporting you to the Easter Bunny. I'm hiding this thread but I'll be back later to tell you all how offended I still am and how I can't possibly read any more.

Sorry OP - we thought you'd abandoned the thread and we could do as we wish. Our bad.

I shall go stand outside and get darked upon immediately.

Sorry to hijack the thread but what is zoflora? Do I need some to LTB?

Tick photo will follow when my installation is complete. I have quite a few Pot Noodles yet to eat.

OP delighted to see you back and grovelling apologies That we didn’t ask where you were.

I have spent the last two hours in the garden eating worms and weeping with shame.

Sorry had to watch Green Mile which was 3h 50 minutes long. I don't know why i never manage to stay on top of housework. My fingers are being worn away to bloody stubs by the remote control, I'm exhausted.

Seren you're the slimmest person in the whole world, be careful of drains.

Pussy awesome cooking skills there.

OP I forgot what you wanted but it'll all work out. One day you'll be dead, probably drowned in shit and crushed by a Batmobile so chin up eh? You've got some of your health.

I'm so confused. Should I be or are you all just chatting shit?

Confused is good - it means that you'll be capable of following this threat. And we're not talking shit - the shit is lying in a big pile in front of the OPs house.

Love the duck pictures. So cuuuuute.

You know the OP is part duck @MollyHuaCha - you'll be accused of cannibalism.

And I hope you're going to make a tub of that last to feed a family of four for two weeks!

I am always confused, I stagger through life in a blur of incomprehension.

thigh I am screaming with sympathy about your bloody fingers. Bandages on there way. How painful for you and all the worry with your bowels as well.

Tut tut Pussy - their, not there .

Pot Noodle with Dairylea cheese melted on top and a ju of fruit shot. Delicious, who would have known. Going to enter Masterchef as sure John and Domehead will love it.

tick’ it’s all the weeping, can’t see the keyboard. Also a possessed keyboard that autocorrects everything in sight.

You're a bunch of stupid nasty bitches. It used to be so much better here when I joined 3 weeks ago.

OP you haven't told is every last detail, do you stand or sit to wipe your backside with a toilet brush?