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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

They only have two sets of uniform?! I have 5 sets iron them every Sunday and put each day on a separate hanger. Anything less is beyond disgusting!

Nest of vipers - every last one of you

I can make one small chicken last a month [preens]

There'll be 'reeper cushions'

Heron that's disgusting, think of the environment. I paint my children and send them to school naked.

Farrow and ball do A child friendly paint I hope.

But that was a side note - we need to keep helping op . .

If Brian's not free you could call Sharon. She's developed a kind of dance therapy called 't rexing in the kitchen'. That will sooth the pent up anger from your MIL updating all your soft furnishings while you were on holiday.

The only leaves me with one option - Mornington Crescent!

I Thank You!

chelsea that will take you to a secret tunnel where Q will issue you with an exploding pen.

Discusting OP you are the carcass

Thanks for teaching me the TARDIS thingy mollyhuacha

It's a nice name, but you need to change the spelling, otherwise your DC will be forever correcting people.

Stealth boast fail OP. I imagine you really meant to post a picture of your BMW?

Can I just say that I didn't come on here for a load of abuse.

Sorry haven't RTFT but would people please RTFT!

OP then you came to the wrong place. Saturday is claw sharpening day on MN. HTH

Is this any clearer?

It sounds like it's 'ducks in a row time' OP.

He’s gaslighting you.

3 large glasses of wine a week is way too much. You clearly have an issue with alcohol.

Op, you're being a complete CF. YABU to keep your batmobile on the road rather than in your batcave.

OP I just lost the game.....how about you

I'm in this relationship for the long term but DHEXP is out to get me.

I am BU aren't I?

Stay away from ducks, the rapey bastards!