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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

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~scared~ worried

Change the locks

Sorry, I can't help you. I gave up that line of work when I moved from Hull.

Or that's what you told your wife. 😉

So your neighbours' children are gifted and talented. You sound jealous. As well as controlling.

I think you should put light hearted in thread title.

Oh great, I've been triggered again by the mention of arias. Please please be mindful of people who have survived abusive operas. You've set off my trigger related IBS again.

Can I just point out that your MIL is only allowed entry to this thread if she plays three instruments (including the voice) AND sings arias AND is tri-lingual. As you were.

You're allowed to loathe her if she doesn't use apostrophes correctly. HTH.

I'm not being racialist but I rarely cook from scratch.

Ahhh careful OP I think your neighbours must be on here. Triggering Thigh's IBS is obviously the source of the house -sized poo. Though to be fair if your gardens are really as long as you say then I'm not surprised she didn't make it.

thighofrelief

My CF neighbour expects me to go shopping for her everyday, every fucking day. She is 120 years old and has a wooden leg, wants to be driven to the doctors, library, hospital. OP it is your civic duty to lend me your batmobile to drive the CF around.

Just heard her leg has got woodworn, another fucking trip to hospital, batmobile OP now.

Zaza thanks for the thought but the flowers have triggered me. I once saw some flowers that didn't belong to me and it's brought up a lot of rage and sadness at being othered.

BATMOBILE! Surely the fuel consumption must have a TERRIBLE impact on the environment. Get CF neighbour a mobility scooter (electric/rechargeable) by starting a GofundmyCFneighbour page. Or a rollerskate for the wooden leg. HTH.

Pussy listen 👂🏽 I need the fucking Batmobile to get to my outside loo. I've been blinded by tears of rejection that OP hasn't offered.

June but I’ve got a big shiny satin cape especially to wear in the Batmobile, snot fair

Thigh why have you sent me a picture of a turd? I am now blinded with tears at your unkindness.

Just found my magnifying glass, it’s an ear. How very dare you, I have a phobia about ears.

PigletJohn did you know Brian who does the yoni massages?

Haven't RTFT OP but have you ever had counselling?

Pussy I hope you can see my apology through your tears. Sometimes it's hard for me to remember to consider the feelings of others when i have been sprinting 🏃🏽 backwards and forwards to my outside loo screaming and crying with crippling shame.

Piglet are you married to OP? Someone has to be.