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[Resurgam2016]

I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

Brian's treatment rooms are upstairs, over his Artisan Bakery shop. He tells me that kneading the dough gave him the necessary strength, and is also good for cleaning his fingernails after a hard session of "kneading the dough."

Brian's treatment rooms are upstairs

Where would I be without the guidance of Mumsnet?

Must book in with Brian soon again

Does anyone know how to get a plate from behind the toilet? I was gobbling a bobble while multi tasking and dropped a plate. Part of it is blocking the toilet and so I may have to use the sewage compactor next door

Have you tried the curly girl method?

Remove the toilet, don't touch the plate.

Should I use the nearest public toilet when I need to go in the middle of night? A taxi ride to the station, 2 trains and an aeroplane away or can I use the one at the bottom of the garden

With the greatest respect @smurfy2015 what has this got to do with my original post?

(Catsbum face emoji)

Absolutely nothing Resurgam2016

I didnt RTFT

Is this suppose to be lighthearted?

I suggest you report yourself to MN smurfy - they can take down all your posts for the last ten years. Change your user name. Start again. No one will remember.

Though you do have a very distinctive posting style.

Thigh apology accepted. Was going to send you some bog roll. Feel you must need it with the state of your bowels. Apoplectic with rage there is not a bog roll emoji.

thighofrelief

QuaterMiss is that you Anna Smith? Waves at you

I haven't RTFT, but you are being totally unreasonable, so I'm going to ghost you now. In fact I think your MIL should ghost you too, as you are clearly unstable. Are you sure you don't have ASD?

I am very disppointed you didn't have a trigger warning in your title .

Also, have you managed to get the locksmith to open the hidden safe in your basement?

Plant some pampas grass outside your front door - that’ll sort it! Oh and have a snack of cutted up pear.

Oh, I almost forgot - I saw your DC picking flowers from the council planted flowerbeds next to the motorway. Really OP! You should control your DC.

Op, I think you are my neighbour! While I am here how dare you go to the council and get my planning approval for an eleven bedroom home piano studio and gym in my back garden rejected?! I don’t believe that a mere 3 story structure right on your fence line would have blocked the light at all. Shame on you- discriminating against fit pianists!

You need some penguin bollards? Are you Angela Hernandez?

I'm Angela Hernandez!

zsazsa thank you for the I've used it to soothe my poor bum. May i offer you an entire bottle of

Pussy I'm so glad we're friends again. I'm blinded with tears of gratitude. Thank you for the thought re toilet roll 💨 emoticons. Will this fart one suffice? 💨💨💨💨

Ooh thigh thank you, sending sparkly one back glitterball

Bastard emojis don’t work, blinded with tears of rage.

(glitterball)

FFS

Pussy why thank you for the sparkly fart. I am blinded with tears of empathy at your emoticon struggle, it's like Selma all over again. May i offer you some