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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

This hat So it was you who wore away David's foot with your constant rubbing.

I ate the crisps yesterday so today I'm very afraid. I've never met a biscuit I can really talk to.

Jeremy kyle is that way 👉

MN is such a cruel, cruel place. I'm begging you OP protect yourself from these rabid beasts.

I am so upset for you op I am sat here literally crying and shaking! I had to have three tumblers of gin to soothe myself.

This has made the DailyFail.

Kei I have just spat three tumblers of gin on my keyboard reading this.

Wow. Just wow.

Yo that’s a very irresponsible drinking habit (head tilt)... and a waste of gin!

How about asking everyone to bring a dish (indicate type of dish you mean so you don’t end up with 6 pasta salads). That should take some pressure off ?

My neighbour has birds, blossom and wind chimes in her tree. It is noisy and the blossoms interfere with my enjoyment of my garden. I’m acrophobic and don’t go out but it’s the principle of the thing. AIBU to hop over the fence and chop the tree down? There’s 20 odd and the tree is just a sapling. Also my lovely grandchildren stay every day. I have purchased a massive squeaky trampoline to go right next to the neighbours fence. Should it be 1m or 1/2m from the fence line?

So much of your story resonates with me, I'm 10 years down the line and I promise it will get easier. You sound like such a lovely person.

You just need to cancel the cheque.

It sounds like OW to me. Sorry OP

I'm 100% sure you're wearing the wrong size bra, op.

I've read the full thread, but I'm going to claim I haven't so I can repeat what's already been said eleventy billion times and get away with it, just to have my 2 penn'orth in.

If I get no response from that I'm then going to take one tiny bit from a post and take it totally out of context and use that as an excuse to have a go at one of you pps (not decided who yet)

OP - you've had some excellent advice here and yet don't seem to take any of it on board!

May I suggest you invest in a grip!

And I'm sure I've seen that Batmobile reported stolen on Facebook, so it must be true.

Reporting you!

And everyone else!

And everyone else!

MN isn’t one hive mind you know.

You could at least have the decency to report each of us individually.

Tsk!

And everyone else!

MN isn’t one hive mind you know.

You could at least have the decency to report each of us individually.

Tsk!

And where do I say I'm not going to report separately?! Absolutely nowhere do I say that!!!
I fully intend to waste my time and energy doing this because it's the right thing to do and I never ever do the wrong thing - even by accident!

Tsk yourself - making assumptions based on what I wrote, how dare you!

You can have a to hold in your grip my dear!

Please......don't report me, I'm on a final warning ⚠

I'm being triggered here, by a wonderhorse.

kai if you're acrophobic does that mean you're scared of acrobats?

Well you should know better @thighofrelief

wonderhorse

5 minutes ago it was a clothes horse! And regarding this poor horse, has it seen a vet? Has wonder status been verified? You do know that the poor animal will feel the weight of expectations on him and buck the trend?! (No pun intended but I'll stick this here for no reason whatsoever )

HTH

Listen this is a NO SPOILERS thread. It should have said so in the title.

thighofrelief
Surely you should have posted a trigger warning before sayin acrobats How insensitive!

saying I mean - but you all knew that anyway

Funny how the OP hasn't been back for a whole 6 minutes........

Yes and no. It will surprise you all to know that I am a SAHM agrophobic acrobat. I work 3 hours a week and earn 70 squillion pounds but am jolly cross because my cleaner wants a pay increase to £9 an hour. Fuming!