Sex towel

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Not really an AIBU but I wanted opinions on this.

A colleague of mine told me that she lays a towel down every time her and her husband have sex. She was pretty disgusted with me when I confessed that I don't undertake in such a practice, so I was wondering; am I doing this wrong?! Is a sex towel a thing??

I love a capful of Dettol in the bath, I LOVE the smell.

Talking generally here, not specifically after sex.

This thread is a proper wtaf 🤣
I also cannot believe how many of you have a sex towel.

"This would be both a fascinating and quite alarming thread for anyone reading who is about to have sex for the first time"

Yes for period sex and if you're a squirrel, otherwise no!

Squirter not squirrel!!!!

Do you think 'sex towel' should be added to the list of University essentials to pack? 🤔

But ginger am sure your average squirrel would appreciate a towel to keep its nuts clean and dry!

This thread is why sales of black bed sheets are so low.

Tmi but once when dtd my period started and dp thought his willy had fell off, he was being quite... vigorous at the time and when he looked down all he saw was blood.

We don't do period sex the swine

This is the thread that keeps on giving

Yes for period sex and if you're a squirrel, otherwise no!

best autocorrect ever

visions of a squirrel laying out her sex towel

My 5 year old has just asked me what I'm laughing at 😂 Twas up the anus hole.

I said it was Blippi on the tv. I fucking HATE Blippi. My 2 year old is suddenly obsessed.

@Zoflorabore bless him

Oh the squirrel!! Just when I thought there was something else I didn't know about!

Howling at anus hole, though I admit this was the first thing to come into my head.

What on Earth are you people doing?! What is this towel mopping up?! We have no towel, and nothing that we would use it for?!

Perhaps we're doing it wrong!

A tarpaulin! Too funny!

Sex Trowel
Up the Anus Hole
Period (drama) sex

This thread is gold

We don't have a sex towel, or a towel for clean up! That's what baby wipes are actually for.. Also try and manoeuvre to DHs side but now we have a giant bed no one has to sleep in the wet patch. I did do the roll and dash pre TTC though , never find it ruins the moment we've known each other too long. Have found even after showering etc a couple of hours later the wet stuff has been known to make an appearance, cue dashing to the loo in Waitrose 🙈. Don't do period sex other than in the shower, because I bleed so heavily it would look like a crime scene

Haven't read the whole thread yet, but some of these replies are brilliant.

@checkingforballoons Tarpaulin Just like in the movies 

We use a towel if there's one to hand. We used to use wet wipes.

I don’t know which is funnier, the comments or the spell checks, but this thread is hilarious! 🤣

Totally want to change my username to sextowelsquirrel 😂😂😂

This may be a stupid question but please forgive me as I am rather unexperienced, but I assume those of you talking about avoiding wet patches are having sex on the bottom sheet of the bed, either under the duvet, or with the duvet pushed aside/on the floor? If you want to avoid wet patches, why wouldn't you just have sex on top of the duvet? The bottom sheet will be nice and dry and nobody will have to sleep in any wet patch.

She said it was to prevent staining of any kind

I always have to run to the toilet straight after, which isn't very romantic but I am ultra prone to cystitis, so it has never really been a huge issue for me.

I also didn't ask her what colour her bed sheets are, which might explain things further. I will add this to my to do list on Tuesday.

Sex on top of the duvet is fine in summer, but in winter it's too cold.

easier to wash the sheet and mattress pad than the duvet, IMHO.