Sex towel

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Not really an AIBU but I wanted opinions on this.

A colleague of mine told me that she lays a towel down every time her and her husband have sex. She was pretty disgusted with me when I confessed that I don't undertake in such a practice, so I was wondering; am I doing this wrong?! Is a sex towel a thing??

@lola212121 not necessarily. It just means you have to be more diligent before and after in removing and using new sanpro. Also you have lots of natural lubricant.

Sweet baby Jeebus this THREAD

This reminds me why I haven't had sex in 7 years 😂😂

Ours is known as "the mucky towel"

No-one wants a wet patch.

I like to have a towel around at least as our bathroom is on a different floor so yeah.

Love condoms exactly because they're less messy.

It may depend on whether the woman is a squirter or not.

Napkin while giving head and period drama bonnet-wearing sex 😂😂😂this thread is too good.

I'm thinking of getting some sex placemats and coasters myself.

Up the anus hole might be my new favourite phrase

Moonflower 😂 It's strange, I know they can't actually see me, but it does feel like they're watching!

Oops yes we definitely need an edit button.

Ds is definitely not getting any sex at 15, he's too traumatised after catching us at it!

DM had a neighbour who informed her that she (the neighbour) bathed in Dettol every time after sex. I’m not sure how this came up in conversation.

"Up the anus hole"

Bathes in dettol? Got a sudden urge to sing Alicia Keys now... This girl is on fiiiire!

I'm probably going to sound dim but what is douche

Something Americans do that's bad for you. Google is your friend

This thread needs to go to classics

Budgie

@lola212121 - Period sex is wonderful, but period fisting ? thats truly guaranteed to cure your cramps dont even need a towel...

I feel like bathing in Dettol after reading this thread.

Well...it would certainly make your brook sparkling!

6 year old DS keeps asking me what I am laughing at. I can hardly tell him that it is the phrase "up the anus hole" has me howling and have had to make up a very bad joke about a hedgehog. Thanks MN

Yes and possibly my anus hole.

Toilet paper, get it in place before withdrawal, hold in place and run to the toilet to dispose of it. No washing towels needed

Really pleased to scroll through and see exactly what we do as well. I’ve always wondered how others handle this situation! Much better than wet sheets.

Well it is proven to kill 99.9% of germs!

We have a massive blue sheet which gets folded about 4 times to stop the bed getting soaked!
Otherwise we have to change the bedding 2 or 3 times a week.

This would be both a fascinating and quite alarming thread for anyone reading who is about to have sex for the first time.