Sex towel

[beeefcake]

Not really an AIBU but I wanted opinions on this.

A colleague of mine told me that she lays a towel down every time her and her husband have sex. She was pretty disgusted with me when I confessed that I don't undertake in such a practice, so I was wondering; am I doing this wrong?! Is a sex towel a thing??

Good grief I’m more surprised at the period sex than the towel.
I have never had sex on my period and can’t imagine either of us wanting to. How off putting would blood be.

OMG I am crying! There are some hilarious replies 😂 Also just clicked on the link to penis beaker - thank you toogoodtobetrue 😅

I don’t know what’s sexier, plunging a penis into a bucket post-sex or going through the towel chest to find a towel before you can diddle.

Or is there a special towel? So when you wash it you go put the special spunk towel next to the bed?

So many questions

Rofl @gingergenius oh my god if you are a squirrel! I now have an image o a squirrel on a towel post nookie.

Oh my God the penis speaker was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that. Ha ha. Apparently I’m not the only one who thought that. Sorry, I’m using dictation. I said Baker. No, not Baker. You get what I mean.

I'm impressed how many of you have spontaneous sex. misses point of thread entirely we have a sex towel, however it's for wiping ones piss flaps after sex, not for sodding lying on. Change our bedding 3x per week anyway, so wouldn't need a sex towel.

If I had EVER tried to attempt period sexual, it would have needed more than a bloody 'sex towel' to minimise the ensuing bloodbath 😱 (fortunately the hysterectomy that was required to fix the mess that gave me the floodgates from hell, mean that I no longer have to worry about that!)

But...no sex towel...or middle of night sheet changing...have you ever watched ANY great film, where they roll off each other, breathless, glistening with sweat, and she says...'just take a seat in the lounge dear whilst I change the sheets and put a wash on!' 🤷‍♀️ FFS

Bleurgh at discussing 'staining' with a colleague. Stick to the weather.

Mine is quite upmarket. It came free when i joined Bannatyne's (?) Gym years ago. It's teeny as far as towels go (guess it was designed for moping the brow but is perfect for the fanny). It's for a quick clean up afterwards. Washed in the morning.

''Please do pass me the 'Bannatyne' Mr Laiste, there's cum everywhere over 'ere ...''

Sex towel, lol.

I never knew that period sex WASN'T a thing. I've had period sex with 3 previous partners and DH (not all together I hasten to add)

Each time advances were made I said I couldn't because of af, and each time the bloke was quite happy to go ahead.

I'm now feeling out of place with my toilet roll plug, quick roll off the bed and dash to the loo.
Does no one else enjoy the entertaining 5 minutes of watching cum drip out your fanny? I thought I wasn't alone in this... But maybe it's just me sitting there giggling about it.

Another brilliant thread.....and I just re-read penis beaker which made me cry with laughter AGAIN! no we don't have a sex towel, we just nip to the loo for post coital clean up! I don't get why anyone needs a towel.....surely it's not that messy??

Wow

@mellongoose I hope you are now familiar with the greatest thread on mumsnet

This NEEDS to be in classics

Can someone link to the penis beaker thread? My best attempts have failed to find it.

Link is on page 1 near the bottom, ToGoodToBeTrue posted it.

I wouldn't bother Bluelady it really wasn't funny. More For some reason it went viral and brought some really weird posters onto MN for a time.

Thank you. That's probably the next hour of my life gone 😉

Yes and you'll not get it back sadly.

lol at spending 5 minutes watching fanny for drips afterwards. Is this the secret MN hobby that nobody talks about?!

Plus it would help if I could actually see mine....

I laugh at anything. I was actually 😂.

Yes for period sex and if you're a squirrel, otherwise no!

That nearly killed me, proper choked on my tea

Squirrel and Napkin to give head have made me laugh so loud!

This thread is the funniest iv ever seen on Mumsnet!

I had to scroll back to understand the squirrel reference. 😂

Since we’re TTC we sometimes grab a towel to put under me afterwards since I’m not rushing to the bathroom to clean up straight away...but wouldn’t consider pausing to set up a towel before and not moving because of it.

But thank you so much for posting this. I didn’t even know penis beaker existed till now and reading that has been enlightening haha!