To ask what the funniest thing you've read on Mumsnet is?

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There's some really funny people on here and some stuff has me smiling for days. One I read recently was about the names small children called their parents instead of Mummy and Daddy. One poster wrote that her DC called her DH "Daddy" and called her "Not Daddy" - still makes me smile.

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The professional mishaps one..

‘NO, IM Angela Hernandez‘

I was crying with laughter.

I'm fairly new to MN so I am about to pour myself a glass of wine and sit and read through all these funny ones I have missed.

I'm snorting laughing just at the descriptions of most of them.

Most recently the thread about the weird thing on the wall in the OPs bedroom, 'Oh my fucking God, it's got a face'.

Passport photo thread where the OP says something like, 'I Know I'm lucky to have a face'

Your minge.
Something about Kelly Osbornes jaw being found by future Time Team and them thinking it was a prehistoric ploughing tool.

Another where the OP was plucking their eyebrows a lot, like every day. Witty person asks if they are Noel Gallagher.

Oh, and the dish ran away you say, classic.

The Hauck stroller thread linked above, oh my god,

Angela Hernandez
I am Canadian!

The one about having an old chinese lady in her garden, think that's in classics

Mine was a poster seeing someone called Bronagh who she didn’t know well, and wasn’t sure whether to say hi, so she ended up walking past her and then growling, ‘Hello Bronagh,’ in a strangled voice.

I’m crying now thinking about it.

My faves are "snapped and farted", penis beaker and fatballs. Must go and look for "OP your minge"...

Your minge

Angela Hernandez

He has eaten a fat ball

The one where the poster was trying to upload a link / photo and just couldn't get it right. Cue SWATHES of posters trying to help, and the OP continually fucking it up.

The poster who stood in her kitchen squirting squirty cream directly into her mouth whilst scratching her tit, without realising a neighbour (or someone) was outside in full view.

The hedge sex thread!! It's just gone in classics if anyone missed it - so worth a read! "I've never heard a fox ask for a finger up his bum" 😂😂😂😂

I have fond memories of the time Chaos "cif'ed her fanjo" , and "50 Shades of Mumsnet" which I think is in classics.
The fridge finding religion, medieval MN, and the MN Village (with the Lolling Hun pub) are old favourites too, ooo, and the shat upon ndn's pouffe
Happy days! I have been here longer than I thought!

The one where the poster had gone out to dinner with extended family and little DS loudly asked: 'Nanny, please will you cut up my potato for me? It's being a right cunt.'

I laughed till I cried reading that. DH wanted to know what was so funny so I read it to him and then he laughed till he cried too!

Sex lube and a fish slice! It just got funnier the more I read 😂

Can't remember the thread - possibly professional mishaps or cringe moments - there was some kind of problem with the toilets at someone's office, and in the middle of the H&S meeting the poster yelled "we need to catch the POOPERTRATOR!" and was met with deathly silence. I absolutely howled!

Penis beaker

Korean Lady
T. rex husband
PFB moments
The most recent thread about the safe with no key had some great comedy in it

Also fat balls and the Sistine chapel screamer. Amazing.

The one where the op walked in her bedroom with a book and a bowl of tomato soup, she threw the soup on the bed instead of the book . So funny.

Also the 'hide under the bed and grab his ankles' for some domestic misdemeanour.
The Angela Hernandez, a true classic.
There was one thread asking which adverts annoy you, with one poster using kit Harringtons aftershave advert, she said he looked like someone was shouting at him behind the camera
'Gwaann kit, smoulder!! Smoulder for the camera!!!'
I've never been able to look at a professional photo of him since without cracking up.

It was on a thread about stupid/funny things your DC have done I think, and the poster was hilarious in describing her DC completely stuck inside a pillow case at the top of the stairs. It was so funny I wish I could do it credit by remembering the damn thing. I kept having to go back and reread with tears of laughter in my eyes

Obviously penis beaker
Or the Maui one

I think "Your Minge!" was the thread that made me join Mumsnet. Other faves were "UMC, is that you?" (Poster tried and failed to name change before posting something embarrassing) and the "Shat upon pouffe" from way back when.

The fat ball one.

I can't remember the title of the thread but it was about spiders, Charlotte's and other types and possibly a swan that had to be rescued. Kept me entertained.

looks like this is the plastic chair one

I just lost ten minutes of my life reading the super soaker thread.
I wonder how the lively shooter is doing, 10 years on?

I remember one that made me actually laugh out loud was a woman who was sexting some guy but he was really going on and on. She said something along the lines of “it’s been 45 fucking minutes and I haven’t even had so much as a finger!”