To ask what the funniest thing you've read on Mumsnet is?

[OohOohMrPeevly]

There's some really funny people on here and some stuff has me smiling for days. One I read recently was about the names small children called their parents instead of Mummy and Daddy. One poster wrote that her DC called her DH "Daddy" and called her "Not Daddy" - still makes me smile.

and the man from Hull offering yoni massages

Korean lady wins it for me.

The fact she looked after the DC

When the OP was really upset because she found a pill in her sons room.

She thought it was drugs and was really panicking.

What did wise mumnetters tell her to do?

Why lick it of course

it was a smint

I'm not sure if it was even originally on MN, but I think got mentioned..the woman who thought her son's 'camel toe spotting' at the local swimming pool must be a code for drug taking

I lived near New Malden. And disappointingly NEVER found an EKL in my back yard. Honestly,, I tried, for the five years I lived there. I used to walk down the high street instead and have them bump into me with their trollies ,I couldn't always see them, I'm tall and all EKL are TEENY

There was a thread a few years ago where the op asked if she wbu to shout at a couple who were shitting in the bushes at a park. Posters came on to tell her they were probably scat fetishists and her surprised response and the replies of others was funny.

I think more because when I was reading it I was picturing someone sitting at home having posted their aibu and the realisation as the replies came that they hadn’t been telling off people for bad toilet practice but had stumbled across some sex act.

The thread about the most trivial reasons for dumping a boyfriend. You'd have to see it, really. I'll see if I can find it later.

I don't remember the Sistene Chapel one. Is there a link, please?

I want to read the urinating on the chair thread again, I can’t remember how it ended.

I didn’t actually read this but on a thread about “most mumsnetty thing you have read on here” (something like that) someone said they read a MNer needed to raise money and another MNer suggested she and her three year old go out busking on the street. The image made me laugh especially because it came with a

The one about the lady who had spray painted a pigeon by accident then tried to wash it with water!
I ended up laughing so much that I was crying, my daughters came to see if I was ok, but I couldnt tell them what had set me off!! I dont know how to link it...

Its a long long time ago now but the Penguin/Birdland date thread. It was all very local to me at that time and my DH is in the RAF too so I always wondered if the bloke was someone we knew.
I was so tempted to be one of the Mumsnetter spies and turn up on the day but my DC were young so I couldn't make it.
It still makes me chuckle.
I hope it's still in classics although I've no idea what it would be called now.

The woman who had a standing joke with her dh that they ran through a room topless beating their chests and going "woooooo". She did it but the dh was in the kitchen talking to their builder. Still makes me laugh.

There was a thread about Peter Andre once where I laughed some much I had tummy ache. Posters were describing him as a well oiled orange

The poo cube - a toddler, supermarket trolley seat and needing to 'go'.

A MN'er wrote about when she overheard someone saying someone else (collegue/family/friend, can't remember now) was late because they'd fallen out the car whilst going round a roundabout. She laughed so hard, had to clamp her hand over her mouth and she literally slid down against the wall laughing.

I remember that Kerala!

Am I the only person that remembers the thread where the OP was complaining about her bridezilla cousin's demands and she dropped in that there was a dress mismatch because the bride was around seven foot tall? People were trying to explain to her how incredibly unlikely it was that that was the case and she was just insisting it was true and trying to get back to the subject at hand. It was so incredibly funny but I've never seen it mentioned since and I'm starting to think I dreamt it.

Screaming in the Sistine Chapel also hilarious.

The Hauck Stroller poster answering herself 3 years later.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_advice_tips/752184-hauck-stroller-pound-25-Asda

I'm crying reading this one....

DH embarrassed by my sensitivityhttp://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3178898-DH-embarrassed-by-my-sensitivity

Crying laughing I mean. I'm not like the OP

Fried I bet you're levitating, do not deny

5foot5 my DM actually did do that to me as a child to treat threadworm. I don't remember if it worked, but we were very rural and no access to treatment so I can see why she did it. I was not impressed at the time!

Sex hedge was the funniest I've read in ages.

The very long troll thread about the boyfriend who kept eating all the OP's food. Howling.

Angela Hernandez and the crime scene investigator who tripped over the body. And so many more.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/650904-The-Least-Professional-Moments-of-My-Illustrious-Career-Please-Feel

(Thread sadly now like a swiss cheese after folk left MN, but still marvellous.)

I fondly remember the mango juggling thread, also the fatball thread. The entire family read that one.

spray painted pigeon

Is that you Paul?