To ask what the funniest thing you've read on Mumsnet is?

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There's some really funny people on here and some stuff has me smiling for days. One I read recently was about the names small children called their parents instead of Mummy and Daddy. One poster wrote that her DC called her DH "Daddy" and called her "Not Daddy" - still makes me smile.

The 'shitting man' story (part 1, not part 2 which is awful). I should not have laughed though, as the man was a disgrace and my suggestion of shopping him to the DVLA was not taken up.

I STILL don't know the "naice ham" thread if someone could enlighten me...

Penis beaker!

"I apologise for being so flippant Re hamwich

Perhaps it was only wafer thin ham in the wich "

The booble plate which fell down the back of the toilet was awesome and also overhead on the bus.

What's the Alan thread?

I like "Name for a middle class hipster boy". Not sure we ever got to the bottom of whether the OP was serious. My faves were Fixie and Flatwhite.

headspin5 oh my god that was my ex.

Im dying laughing at the thought of it again and he did indeed work nights in Asda, well remembered!

shatnersbassoon it was me also who remembered the "Im so sorry Alan" part from your mum. I read that thread to my dp and we were on the floor laughing so much, when he farts in the house now he says, im sorry Alan

Do you remember when M&S advertised the worlds ugliest armchair for 50p mistakenly and we were all ordering them? I hurt for days after laughing at that thread

Buddha we do that too -so sorry Alan

I remember the line but can't remember the thread. I could do with reading it again

Although I'm laughing to myself even typing this

Read any brexit thread all the remoaners must be on alert.

Can't remember what exactly the Op was about but a poster replied with the immortal line, "its semen, not wheelie bin juice"

when he farts in the house now he says, im sorry Alan

Yeah we do that too. One of my children said it to his (female) nursery teacher, and I had to explain when she asked me about it at home time 😂

@ShatnersBassoon that's brilliant

Cuntpuffin

Fucknuckle

Cockwomble

‘Are you on glue?’

This place is comedy gold for new insults.

Think it was marmaladetwatkins and her preggers and peng cuzzi threads. They were gold. Think they stayed in chat though so long gone.

Same poster also had a thread about the PTA and lemon drizzle cake.

Yes to the thread where the IT bloke came to teach us women about the internet. One response talked about how she set down her quill made me pmsl. It was done in the 3rd person too like she was narrating a story, genius.

OMG PTA and the lemon drizzle

Bread

Ham

Bread

What's the Alan thread????

I’d like a link to the Alan thred if possible.

I'd love to read it too!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2154580-There-is-a-tiny-elderly-Korean-lady-in-my-garden-and-I-want-to-go-out

The Alan thread is the I pooed on my skirt at work today thread - unsure how to link from classics though.

Ah ok. I’ve read that one but must have missed it. Not sure I read the whole thread though.

Sorry this is a zombie - is this thread still around? I was talking about it tonight and I am dying to re read