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To ask what the funniest thing you've read on Mumsnet is?

583 replies

OohOohMrPeevly · 03/07/2018 16:24

There's some really funny people on here and some stuff has me smiling for days. One I read recently was about the names small children called their parents instead of Mummy and Daddy. One poster wrote that her DC called her DH "Daddy" and called her "Not Daddy" - still makes me smile.

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OutrageousFlavourLikeFreesias · 03/07/2018 19:45

I liked the one where the OP was cross about a shop assistant calling her "love", and someone replied on the thread asking her if she would have preferred to have her goods given to her with the remark "there you go, dickhead". It's now my sincere ambition to one day have someone in a shop give me my stuff and say "there you go, dickhead". In the meantime I'll just keep laughing like a drain whenever I remember that thread.

lucydogz · 03/07/2018 19:46

The one where the poster had an argument with her boyfriend and he ejaculated on her homework . In anger.

Connie5858 · 03/07/2018 19:48

Where are classics

SingingSands · 03/07/2018 19:51

Still makes me laugh now, but it was years ago. A lady was trying to post a link to an M&S dress and it kept failing. Again, and again and again. She refused to be beaten!

I was in my kitchen literally gasping for breath with tears running down my cheeks, I was laughing so hard. Thank you, whoever you were!!

Tinkobell · 03/07/2018 19:51

A couple of months back there was a "Orgasm hints and tips" type thread. One poster finished the thread by saying that she could reach the point of orgasm mentally, but then when her DP appeared...it just died! .....I didn't know what to say.....be a hermaphrodite maybe???

Fightthebear · 03/07/2018 19:51

The Balonz baby name thread made me laugh like a drain.

Felixandtheflippers · 03/07/2018 19:53

Dick moves your kids make (or something to that effect!) a lot of them rang true with me and had me laughing for a long time!

ScarletMascara · 03/07/2018 19:53

Pom Bears Grin

Fightthebear · 03/07/2018 19:53

Actually the Pom Bears one too. Both in classics.

Fightthebear · 03/07/2018 19:54

Great minds Scarlet.

Drummingisfun · 03/07/2018 19:56

Pretty please can someone repost the Easter Bonnet pic here, I can't see it anywhere on the original thread Sad

SparkwoodAnd21 · 03/07/2018 19:56

The one where the OP had found a suspicious pill in her (I think) teenaged son’s room.

OP: I think it’s drugs!

Everyone: Dunno, looks like a Smint to me.

OP: OMG I really think it’s drugs.

Everyone: Eat it! EAT IT!

OP: I can’t, I’ve just had Waitrose lemon and coriander hummus.

It was a smint.

FatCow2018 · 03/07/2018 19:57

Did anyone else love the one where OP was furious about her childs hair getting caught in a monsoon dress and she was demanding to know of the buttons were risk assessed?! I bloody loved it, and the comments! I'll always remember the scout leader and her tale of getting her hair stuck in a tent zip trying to leave the tent but no one could hear her calls for help over the campfire singing 😂

Pinkyponkcustard · 03/07/2018 19:59

Shamelessly placemarking for the commute

Tinkobell · 03/07/2018 20:00

The response to the baby who was to be named "Green" or was it "Blue" or "Yellow"? 😬

HalfStar · 03/07/2018 20:00

Does anyone remember one where OP got an invitation to a wedding and there was some poem about 'marrying my handsome steed'??

It made me howl. More recently snapped and farted, my 4 month old keeps breaking away from breastfeeding to stare at me because I can't get over that one!Grin

Tinkobell · 03/07/2018 20:02

I always have a snigger at the very involved, lengthy family / neighbour feud threads....especially when the first poster doesn't bother reading properly and writes "Tell them to fuck off". Excellent. It's such a half witted blokish response.

Singlenotsingle · 03/07/2018 20:03

Snapped and farted made me cackle, but "people keep having sex in my hedge" took the biscuit. It was the gift that kept on giving, and when someone suggested OP get a few friends round - and bring the nibbles - OMG! DP was asleep and my giggling woke him up!

MrsPreston11 · 03/07/2018 20:06

I’ve only read the first page so far.

But how did I get to end the of it and Sex Cup hasn’t been mentioned?!

Stretchoutandwait · 03/07/2018 20:06

Does anyone remember the one where the OP was trying to remember a book they once read? It was set in a specific location and the OP got increasingly exasperated with the replies. I can't remember the details but the location kept being repeated in capitals.

Tinkobell · 03/07/2018 20:06

Worried mums who post a pic of a meal scaled to satisfy the appetite of a Borrower-doing-Weightwatchers......always makes me realise what greedy fuckers my lot are!

MargoLovebutter · 03/07/2018 20:06

Has anyone mentioned the DH who wiped his cock on the hand towel after peeing. Still makes me laugh now. I’m sure it was a classic.

MissionItsPossible · 03/07/2018 20:07

Stretchoutandwait

Lmao, I remember reading a link someone posted to that. Hope someone can find it as I’m sure it’s in classics or AIBU at least

crispysausagerolls · 03/07/2018 20:08

Sorry but you are all wrong! The Penis Beaker thread is surely the best thing anyone has ever read. Ever.