To ask what the funniest thing you've read on Mumsnet is?

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There's some really funny people on here and some stuff has me smiling for days. One I read recently was about the names small children called their parents instead of Mummy and Daddy. One poster wrote that her DC called her DH "Daddy" and called her "Not Daddy" - still makes me smile.

@spiderlight Took me a minute but that loo rolls thing is hilarious!

trying to remember the loo roll one.. was it in his shed and had sandpaper in it??

One in style and beauty about the difference between your idea of an outfit and the reality of it.

loo rolls just had me in stitches 😂

That loo roll misunderstanding (100 rolls in case anyone didn't spot it) randomly reminded me of a letter a woman sent into a magazine a couple of years ago.

She was going to the supermarket in her lunchtime and she asked her colleagues if they needed anything whilst she was there. One woman asked her to get her some new zealand cheddar and as she was buying some cheese for herself, she asked the woman on the deli counter to do an "NZ" on the new zealand cheddar so she wouldn't get it mixed up with her own cheese. The deli woman looked very puzzled but got a pen and went to work. She then held out the wrapped cheese and said apologetically "I tried my best but it doesn't look much like an hen's head"

Work mistakes, so so toecurling shameful and relatable: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2947318-Can-you-beat-my-colleagues-mistake

Has anybody mentioned 'Jesus in a cabbage van' yet?

Can anyone post the link to the penis beaker thread?
I can't find it and it's been mentioned so many times it must be good

Penis beaker www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

Stillwinginit I came on to say poo crumbs too. I couldn’t breathe from laughter at that one.

Hope this works. Sinister Easter Bonnet. Hilarious.

Oh and this and this from my years on here.

Omg the Willy thread. The one with Lenny kravitz.

woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

tell them off tell them to stoppit

stretchoutandwait I'm sorry if someone else has replied but I can't see it.....TONGA!!!!

Literally just now, I was reading the thread about miss hearing the 3 Lions football song as 'three lines' and 'Jules Rimet still gleaming' as 'jewels remain still gleaming'... when someone chimed in with: "I think 4 weeks pregnant is a bit abstract for men and women... you know you’re pregnant but there generally aren’t any major symptoms and obviously no visible signs."
Then "Oops wrong thread, sorry!"
How you can post on the wrong thread is utterly beyond me!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1787172-tell-them-off-tell-them-to-stoppit?pg=1

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1754515-woman-was-trying-to-force-dd-to-eat-a-hamwidge

Oh, did I miss someone else mentioning the poster who was pissed off that a teacher told off her son and called him Ken, when the real Ken was pretty unique in school because he only had one eye... and was called Ken

Yesterdays chicken thugs were entertaining.

Just follow mumsnetmadness on twitter

The 'Slithery' baby name thread was hilarious. Can't find it though.

I'm pleased that 'I'm so sorry Alan' is remembered. My mum would be mortified if she knew

I love the overheard on the bus type threads. Nothing is funnier than tiny glimpses into other people's idiosyncrasies.

The recent Peppa Pig thread, here www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3284523-mummy-pig-is-dressed-as-a-fireman - firepig

I only saw it mentioned on another funny things thread but I do like the story of someone's dp going to get some lube from the bathroom in the dark, and then ending up with an orange palm :o