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I'm your Mil ask me anything

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:00

I don't think iabu to rearrange your knicker drawer, just being helpful! Any questions on how to be a good mummy or what amount of sugar is appropriate for a 2 year old?

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Unemployedandunemployable · 30/06/2018 21:03

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BinG0wings123 · 30/06/2018 21:04

Why is your son such a cunt?

spotthedot · 30/06/2018 21:05

Why did you steal from us?

ItsNiceItsDifferentItsUnusual · 30/06/2018 21:06

This is going well Grin

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:06

I was very, very drunk at the time.

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:07

Why is your son such a cunt?

I may have slightly overindulged him. Soz about that.

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Iwantaunicorn · 30/06/2018 21:08

Do you actually like me?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:09

Why did you steal from us?
I like to call it reverse Kondoing. If something gives me joy I declutter it.

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Greenteandchives · 30/06/2018 21:09

What’s it like in heaven? Sad

Superbirdtrooperbird · 30/06/2018 21:10

Ahhh how are you? We've not seen you for a week or 2, we miss you.

I like my MiL. Sometimes I feel like that means IABU on here....

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:10

Do you actually like me?

I would if you hadn't STOLEN MY SON!

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Notevilstepmother · 30/06/2018 21:10

Why do you phone every single day?

KittyVonCatsworth · 30/06/2018 21:11

Why the fuck can you not close cupboard doors after yourself?

tabulahrasa · 30/06/2018 21:11

My MIL? Shock

So... what’s the afterlife like then? I’m a bit surprised it has internet tbh...

KittyVonCatsworth · 30/06/2018 21:12

I’d also like to ask why your son’s a cunt too btw.

LordNibbler · 30/06/2018 21:13

Why didn't you teach your son not to piss on the toilet pedestal?

Candypinkstars · 30/06/2018 21:14

Why didn't you do a better job of raising a man, and not an immature peter pan??

ShellBell1970 · 30/06/2018 21:16

My partner grabbed my throat and slapped my face with his slipper 2 years ago. I didn't end it. On Thursday during s fight he threw a box with an ice cream cone in my face.

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:17

Why do you phone every single day?
Just checking up on you dear.

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HildaZelda · 30/06/2018 21:18

Why do you keep using and taking advantage of my DH all the time? You have three other children too.

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:19

Why the fuck can you not close cupboard doors after yourself?
Your darling SiL doesnt seem to mind. She is such a wee gem.

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OhTheRoses · 30/06/2018 21:19

If you think you are the perfect mother why did both your dd's move to the antipodes after they graduated and why don't they visit more than every ten years?

Oh, and if I'm sooo extravagant and sooo unacademic, unlike your dd's, what's so great about coming to mine at Christmas? You've had two years away in the last 27 years, wouldn't you like a third?

Ooopsijustsnarted · 30/06/2018 21:20

How are you set for babysitting over the summer?

ImMissHannigan · 30/06/2018 21:20

Why does your son not even have the basic hygiene? Surely boys washing their hands after holding their piss covered dicks would be parenting book one? I mean I know you never got to book two or three (cleaning up and cooking for themselves) but FFS, not even the basics?!

tattychicken · 30/06/2018 21:21

Why do you feel the need to rearrange my cupboards? I like my teabags where they are thank you.

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