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I'm your Mil ask me anything

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:00

I don't think iabu to rearrange your knicker drawer, just being helpful! Any questions on how to be a good mummy or what amount of sugar is appropriate for a 2 year old?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 22:12

Why does DH get as much food as he wants at your house, but I only get half a lettuce leaf?
I am just hinting you could do with losing a few lbs you great heifer.

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dementedma · 30/06/2018 22:13

Are you even more smelly as a corpse than you were as a living human?
Housekeeping just wasn't your forte, was it?

NeeChee · 30/06/2018 22:14

Can you not comment on how much I eat by saying "you've eaten nothing" and shaking your head when I don't finish my (huge) portion? I can't physically eat anymore, but she seems to think I'm deliberately not eating as much as I should (I am slim but love food, I just can't eat big portions)

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 22:23

Are you even more smelly as a corpse than you were as a living human?
Housekeeping just wasn't your forte, was it?
You dont sound very positive about our relationship. Maybe if you called me Mum it would help?

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mamansnet · 30/06/2018 22:36

What dance would you like me to do on your grave? A nice little cha-cha?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 22:37

Well I'm just off to bleach my bedsheets after lipsticks horrific revelation and I hope I have set your minds at rest regarding our relationship.
Remember just because you aren't good enough for my son it doesn't mean you don't have to make any effort at all. I will be over at some random time tomorrow and give the place a good scrub down as its looking filthy again, don't worry I can let myself in.

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LipstickHandbagCoffee · 30/06/2018 22:38

Be sure you scrub your own hoose,it’s got hussy juice all over it
Xx

SinisterBumFacedCat · 30/06/2018 22:43

How do you put up with FIL?

kaytee87 · 30/06/2018 22:46

Will you please remember to put suncream (and top up) and a hat on DS when you're looking after him tomorrow?
Other than that, thanks & enjoy Grin

CheshireChat · 30/06/2018 23:02

It's nice to see some positive posts as well, but loved the one asking you to move over.

Heaven doesn't want me and he'll is afraid you'll take over style.

Why do you blatantly show you have a favourite child?

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 30/06/2018 23:09

Your granddaughters miss you. We all do. Hope it’s lovely up in heaven. Flowers

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 01/07/2018 00:26

Why do you feel the need to comment on what I wear and what I do. Loudly.

Why do you feel the need to give a running commentary on your every movement, that can be heard all over your house.

Why do you keep buying me ugly socks- and why have you taught DP to do it.

Why do you ignore FILs alcoholism.

Would you be happy if I married your son?

Did you prefer his ex?

Thank you for always being so generous, kind and welcoming, though. And for raising a perfect gentleman and the love of my life.

Kingsclerelass · 01/07/2018 01:05

When are you going to cut the umbilical cord? Your ds is 43 and you still buy him socks and pants and book hair cuts he doesn’t need.

Apollo440 · 01/07/2018 01:10

Why did you rearrange all the furniture in my lounge while I was out?

RosyPrimroseface · 01/07/2018 01:14

Why don't you just say if you'd like a cup of tea or not? Why does it matter whether I'm having one??

Homebird8 · 01/07/2018 04:24

Why do you continue to buy the DSs exactly the same clothes when one is a man’s size and one a child’s. Don’t you realise that this means that one or the other of them doesn’t get a present? And they don’t need clothes. Particularly ones from a different culture and in the wrong season.

PomPomtheGreat · 01/07/2018 04:32

After years of standoffs with my MIL, I have now come to love her and she me but if that wasn't the case, I'd pick you in heartbeat, Ms 'Ask me anything'.

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Milfromhades · 01/07/2018 06:46

How do you put up with FIL?
Gin and valium.

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Milfromhades · 01/07/2018 06:48

Will you please remember to put suncream (and top up) and a hat on DS when you're looking after him tomorrow?
You're so overprotective of your DS a little sun will do him good.

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Milfromhades · 01/07/2018 06:51

Why do you feel the need to give a running commentary on your every movement, that can be heard all over your house.
I'M JUST GOING UPSTAIRS! I WILL DO A BIT OF DUSTING WHILE I'M UP HERE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO HOOVER THE BEDROOM!

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Milfromhades · 01/07/2018 06:52

Thank you for always being so generous, kind and welcoming, though. And for raising a perfect gentleman and the love of my life.

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bsbabas · 01/07/2018 07:00

I hate you go to hell you are the reason I'm not married pregnant or happy. I am literally waiting for you to die!!

LooksBetterWithAFilter · 01/07/2018 07:04

Why oh why is dh circumcised?? I neeeeeed to know he doesn’t care.

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Milfromhades · 01/07/2018 07:07

Why don't you just say if you'd like a cup of tea or not? Why does it matter whether I'm having one??
Wouldn't want to be any bother! But if you are having one?

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Milfromhades · 01/07/2018 07:08

Why did you rearrange all the furniture in my lounge while I was out?
I thought you'd be pleased!

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