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I'm your Mil ask me anything

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:00

I don't think iabu to rearrange your knicker drawer, just being helpful! Any questions on how to be a good mummy or what amount of sugar is appropriate for a 2 year old?

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SaltyPeanut · 30/06/2018 21:49

Could you see me doing a secret happy dance with fist pumps in the bathroom when I heard you had died.

Seeing as I'm probably going to hell for doing that, can you stay out of my way when I get there.

bimbobaggins · 30/06/2018 21:50

Why are you a cunt...?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:50

Why did you spoil your son and make him into a man child who never cleans up after himself and let's his wife struggle and watch her do everything alone and offer no input?
I don't understand the problem here?

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bimbobaggins · 30/06/2018 21:50

Ha ha salty love it

SamHeughansLeftEyebrow · 30/06/2018 21:52

Could it be early dementia?

Me? Or you? You have spent the last 5 years caring for your DH as his dementia progressed. It would be very sad if you were to succumb so soon after getting your freedom back and being able to see more of your grandsons. Because generally, you are ok. Just refrain from downgrading my toiletries, if you wouldn't mind.

But, I would really appreciate it if you could learn that every silence does not need to be filled with an inane question or observation.

PandaPieForTea · 30/06/2018 21:52

Do you never get fed up of being so nice and want to tell someone to fuck off?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:55

Are you and FIL still getting it on?
Possibly after a few ciders

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:57

*Could it be early dementia?

Me? Or you? *

Well one of us thought she had bought naice handsoaps from Lidl.

Did I tell you I saw Barbara down the bingo and her daughter is thinking of getting an allotment? I do think home grown vegetables are good for making pickles.

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sockunicorn · 30/06/2018 21:58

why are you so messy and leave clutter on every surface of my house (other than that youre amazing!) ?

Ooopsijustsnarted · 30/06/2018 21:58

Oi MIL
Why do you tell my DH that I am not feeding him properly? It's not my fault he is a skinny bastard. He is 30. Isn't he capable of making his own food if he doesn't like what I make?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:59

Well indeed, and in your bed
You little hussy!

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 22:00

Why do you only shop at M&S?

Some of us have a bit of class, dear.

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Drchinnery · 30/06/2018 22:02

Why do you insist on always bringing round or sending us home with a great big bag of crap food you've found at the back of the cupboards?

Why do you still cut out random articles from the daily mail on things to frighten us?

Ps none of us give a shit when you have a hair/ nails appointment so stop telling us. Also that oversized jumper with a cat on it doesn't make you look 25, it's just hideous

LipstickHandbagCoffee · 30/06/2018 22:03

I’m the hussy in your hoose. Every room in your hoose
Every time you plump the pillows,mop the floor just think me and your boys got jiggly there

Moussemoose · 30/06/2018 22:03

When you rearranged my knicker drawer did you see the big dildo in there?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 22:03

Why do you tell my DH that I am not feeding him properly? It's not my fault he is a skinny bastard. He is 30. Isn't he capable of making his own food if he doesn't like what I make?
Obviously he cant be expected to like your cooking when he's used to mine, but you could try making an effort. Maybe some basic cookery lessons. In my day we learned these things at school.

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LankinMcElf · 30/06/2018 22:05

BinGOwings 😂

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 22:05

Why do you still cut out random articles from the daily mail on things to frighten us?
Educate you on the dangers of modern society, I think you mean.

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AnneLovesGilbert · 30/06/2018 22:06

Did you think physically attacking me in a public place would make me decide you’re nice rather than a bat shit crazy witch?

SpectacularAardvark · 30/06/2018 22:07

@SaltyPeanut, ha ha! I secretly fantasise about doing that!!

FaFoutis · 30/06/2018 22:07

Why have you disowned your son and your grandchildren? I mean I'm happy about it personally because I don't have to see you, but you never gave him a reason.
(His choice of wife is not the reason, I was always polite to you despite the fact that you said I was uglier than his previous girlfriends. Which I most certainly am not.)

SparkyTheCat · 30/06/2018 22:08

Why does DH get as much food as he wants at your house, but I only get half a lettuce leaf?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 22:10

When you rearranged my knicker drawer did you see the big dildo in there?
If you mean that interesting ornament I have left it on the mantlepiece so everyone can admire it. Don't hide your treasures away, display them!

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SpectacularAardvark · 30/06/2018 22:10

I know you want to "be there for us" but why can't you be somewhere else for someone else? Please...?

Fuck off and get your own life.

FizzyGreenWater · 30/06/2018 22:11

Why is one of your legs longer than the other? Is it because the other one is shorter?