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I'm your Mil ask me anything

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:00

I don't think iabu to rearrange your knicker drawer, just being helpful! Any questions on how to be a good mummy or what amount of sugar is appropriate for a 2 year old?

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DozyDoates · 30/06/2018 21:21

Why won't you get a bloody hearing aid?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:21

Why didn't you teach your son not to piss on the toilet pedestal?
Boys will be boys is what I say. Maybe float a ping-pong ball in the lavatory to give him something to aim for? Make it a game, boys love that!

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ThisIsntMeHonestGuv · 30/06/2018 21:22

Hey, can you introduce me to my husband. We haven't met yet, as far as I'm aware.

GMtoBe · 30/06/2018 21:22

Why don't you recognise that the reason your diet isn't going well is because of the pack of chocolate digestives you eat over the course of every day?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:24

Why do you feel the need to rearrange my cupboards? I like my teabags where they are thank you.

It may be good enough for you but my son likes his teabags where his mother puts them. And the cupboard was looking a bit grubby if you dont mind my saying. Don't worry I can teach you how to make his tea properly later.

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LilMadAgain · 30/06/2018 21:24

I had a lovely time today ty mil but I have to ask, did you like my hat? Blush

gillybeanz · 30/06/2018 21:25

why didn't you come back for your son, did you think it right to leave him with an abuser?

gillybeanz · 30/06/2018 21:26

sorry, ignore my question

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:26

Why don't you recognise that the reason your diet isn't going well is because of the pack of chocolate digestives you eat over the course of every day?

I dont know what you mean I eat like a bird.

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FrayedHem · 30/06/2018 21:27

You are lovely, but why do you re-peg my washing?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:27

Why won't you get a bloody hearing aid?

Could you say that again?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:29

You are lovely, but why do you re-peg my washing?
Years of experience!

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PurpleMac · 30/06/2018 21:30

Why are you talking to me on MN whilst sat three feet away from me on the sofa? HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS WITHOUT A PHONE? When did you learn to use the internet? Do you fancy another cuppa? Can you make me one whilst you're at it? Wink

FrayedHem · 30/06/2018 21:30

What would happen if I re-pegged your washing? Again, you are lovely, much nicer than my own mother.

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:30

I had a lovely time today ty mil but I have to ask, did you like my hat?

So thats what it was. You young people and your fashions!

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Candypinkstars · 30/06/2018 21:31

Why do you keep telling your son the sun shines out of his arse?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:32

Why are you talking to me on MN whilst sat three feet away from me on the sofa? HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS WITHOUT A PHONE? When did you learn to use the internet? Do you fancy another cuppa? Can you make me one whilst you're at it? wink

A cup of tea would be lovely and maybe a biscuit. My son would like one too.

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tattychicken · 30/06/2018 21:33

Yep rehanging the washing is another good one. Explain yourself.

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:34

What would happen if I re-pegged your washing?

I cant see that happening! You dont get up early enough in the morning to repeg my laundry. Girls of today don't know they are born!

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nothanksbyenow · 30/06/2018 21:35

Why do you keep bringing us your old craft stuff? You see the cupboard every time you come over, still full of supplies, what makes you think the kids need another grubby pencil case full of 20 year old crayons?

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Milfromhades · 30/06/2018 21:36

Why do you keep telling your son the sun shines out of his arse?

Are you trying to imply it doesn't? I knew you weren't right for him!

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FrayedHem · 30/06/2018 21:36

You are supportive of BIL not attending family events due to watching football. Would this be an o.k reason for me to miss them?

DrWhy · 30/06/2018 21:37

Do you really like me or are you just lovely to me so you see more of your grandson? Oh and why or why can’t you factor in toddler pace to your walking duration estimates, if I’d known we’d be out 3.5 hours between 11 and 14:30 I’d have brought water for me as well as the toddler!

VQ1970 · 30/06/2018 21:37

This is very amusing! Well done OP 😊

rubyroot · 30/06/2018 21:37

Why did you call me a beached whale when I was pregnant?

Why do you call me a milk machine now?

Why do you make comments that I won' t use a dummy?

Why do you burp loudly and then say excuse me?

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