I'm your Mil ask me anything

[Milfromhades]

I don't think iabu to rearrange your knicker drawer, just being helpful! Any questions on how to be a good mummy or what amount of sugar is appropriate for a 2 year old?

Why are you always so nasty to me.

I’m polite and a good wife and mother. But you insist on being so unpleasant towards me.

Do you know I’ve slept with both your sons (not at same time..I’m classy that way)

When you left here the last time after coming to look after your grandsons (for which I am grateful), what did happen to all my naice tasteful expensive handwashes? I was surprised to find Lidl ones in their place.

Why did the Cbeebies programme, the Numbertaker, make you so very cross?

Why do you keep bringing us your old craft stuff?
You can never have too much old crap, thats my motto.

Why do I keep referring to my granddaughter as 'my girl' 😡😡😡

Why do you burp loudly and then say excuse me?
Just good manners isnt it?

Why did you spoil your son and make him into a man child who never cleans up after himself and let's his wife struggle and watch her do everything alone and offer no input?

Are you and FIL still getting it on?

*Why are you always so nasty to me.

I’m polite and a good wife and mother. But you insist on being so unpleasant towards me.*

See my earlier reply about STEALING MY SON!

Why do I think it's appropriate to smoke around my grandchildren and pregnant dil

(As in a foot away😑)

Why did I marry your son?

Do you know I’ve slept with both your sons (not at same time..I’m classy that way)
Well!

No, you can’t be my mil. She has lots of sons. She doesn’t mind who has them. No stealing involved there.

Well indeed, and in your bed

Why do you only shop at M&S?

When you left here the last time after coming to look after your grandsons (for which I am grateful), what did happen to all my naice tasteful expensive handwashes? I was surprised to find Lidl ones in their place. hmm

Could it be early dementia?

What exactly were you looking for that day when I returned from the loo to find you in the kitchen rifling through my dirty laundry?

Why do you keep telling me long, detailed stories about people Ive never heard of?

Why do you like sil's child better than mine?

Why did the Cbeebies programme, the Numbertaker, make you so very cross?
Oh I thought it was the undertaker and not very appropriate for dc.
Must get my hearing aid fixed.

why do you treat your daughter like shit.how do I fix the years of damage you've done from treating her so.and yet cant confront you because it has been too long now.you wont change and your daughter is too good a person to cause any ructions or upset you.how the hell did she come out the other side being the most amazing woman ever.

Why are you so manipulative. I’ve caught you lying twice now to get your own way? Once to try to cause and argument between me and MY husband and once to get us to do something stupid you thought was a wonderful idea.

Why do I keep referring to my granddaughter as 'my girl'
Can't a mummy nanny call her dd 'my girl' these days. All this PC business, I suppose.