MUST WEAR BLACK

[Hamandcheesebaguette]

AIBU?

Hen Party tonight... not even a close friend, one of my friends sisters.

We absolutely must wear all black. Completely black. Not black with a pattern or embellishments or a bloody red stripe. Completely black.

She will "obviously" be wearing white.

She has reminded everyone 7 times this week that we MUST ONLY WEAR BLACK.

AIBU to not go. I don't have any plain black dresses, I could wear jeans and a black top but then I'll look like a flumpy flumperson and I actually think it's completely ridiculous.

Even my gorgeous heels that are black with silver stars on them are not permissible.

AIBU?!?!?!?

Ennirem
Oh come on though it's her flipping hen do. You don't have to wear a plastic penis on your head, just whack on something black and be gracious. Clearly it matters to her, presuming she matters to you why not smile indulgently - doesn't cost you anything!

And what if (like me) you do not own any black clothes to 'whack on'?? In which case it does cost you something! Duh.