to ask what DH does that really fucks you off?

[martapolska2]

But not to the point where you will LTB.

My DH insists on chucking all his beer can in the black bin and not a recycle bin!

Yawns like Chewbacca

Confuses his opinion with fact and starting sentences with “The truth is.....” when he means “My perspective is.....”

Also saying he doesn’t want chips when we go out for a meal then picking them off my plate.

Shuffles his feet in an old man kind of way. He's only recently started doing this and it's driving me nuts

A shit job of cleaning the kitchen/bathroom
And very poor washing up
And the most bizarre hanging out of the washing on the line
And leaving beer bottles on the side rather than putting them in the bottle bin under the sink

Waits until I am absolutely ready to leave the house (i.e. coat on, shoes on, bag in hand) to start finding his own shoes etc, meaning I'm standing there getting sweatier and more irate, wondering what he's being up to for the last hour while I do my makeup and get dressed.

Insists on walking just out of view behind me in airports / stations / streets, and occasionally switching which side he is on so I never know where he is or which direction he's coming from.

Interrupts me every five minutes when I'm reading to tell me about something funny he's just seen on the internet.

All that said I'm sure I am just as annoying (if not more), and he's a total poppet really - I love him to bits

Oh and leaving stray hairs after shaving, they get EVERYWHERE and then whinges about my hair clogging up the bath plughole

He only shits in one toilet in our house...calls it his shit toilet. It is the one right next to the front door with very little ventilation. As a result that toilet (which our guests use) has an underlying smell of shit most of the time...he thinks he is being hygienic by keeping the smell/grossness localised but instead makes the entrance to our house vomitous..🤮

I feel your pain. DH doesn't sneeze properly.
DH does overly elaborate sneezes - on the ‘choo’ bit, there’s an extra noise like someone doing a pisspoor F1 car noise. He insists it’s just ‘how he sneezes’.

He also never changes the loo roll because he ‘can’t get the holder thing to open’.

And he leaves stuff that needs to be washed in the sink, so you have to empty the washing up bowl before you can wash up. rage

He is a very good father though, and an otherwise extremely adequate life partner.

He is here with me and that is fucking me off.
He lightly strokes my arse every chance he gets like a bloody pervert and reminds me of Albert Steptoe,
Keeps wanting to talk to me........FUCK OFF
He is a sneaky lying twat and thinks that I don't know how sly he is but I am keeping my powder dry
I am going to learn to speak French
Save all my money
Lose weight
Find a man that can find my clit
Grow my hair long
Not necessarily in that order

Sorry, got a tad carried away there

Shit toilet

Makes a sandwich and leaves crumbs all over the worktop

Leave litter everywhere and blames our son.

Oh God. I started reading this in a fairly cheerful mood - but now I’m angry with every man in existence.

Mine gets toothpaste absolutely everywhere, but never cleans the bathroom.

Puts away his own washing, but leaves mine on the bed because he doesn’t know where it goes (we’ve lived here for 8 years - it’s wilful ignorance).

But he’s mostly lovely (and I’m not perfect).

Leaves clothes all over the floor, even though the washing basket is literally half a second away

Jigglyjugs please tell me you don't pick up his clothes from the floor ...........

Hahaha! Some of these are great!

I wonder what my DW would say.

We share cleaning, washing and cooking pretty evenly (though i tend to hoover everything, including shelves/windowsills instead of dusting).

I iron too slowly. A basket will take me the best part of 2 hours, where as she can do it in about 20 mins. That frustrates her.

I'm pretty tidy, but I will tend to leave tomorrow's clothes hung over the bannister ( may not just be tomorrow's clothes), but then she leaves her clothes all over the house.

I'm not great with DIY stuff. I tend to leave it til it's unavoidable deliberately, because PIL will do it if i leave it long enough

I've started to snore a bit, because i'm waiting for knee surgery, and can't excercise (so have put quite a bit of weight on).

I laugh too loud when i watch comedy things late in the evening.

I'm sure her list would be longer

So many people letting their husbands get away with not pulling their weight. Why?

Bringing in washing from the line, when it's still a bit damp, no love I shouldn't be grateful you did it at all, it's not my job, it's a beautiful day, just do it when it's actually dry@?

Fills dishwasher, but doesn't put it on, because.... it's not quite full. FUCK OFF!!

Uses a fresh cup every brew, leaves tea bags on sink, and doesn't clean the bathroom after himself..

But he's a fantastic husband and exceptionally hard worker, so I guess I'll keep him

Used teabag piling. We leave them to cool on a saucer before they go in the recycling bin.. It's a daily challenge to see how many he can pile up before the whole thing collapses all over the worktop and it's a massive clean up job.

Helping with the housework involves doing a bit in every single room, all at the same time. There's a duster and tin of polish in the living room. The vacuum cleaner cord is pulled right out and has turned into a death inducing trip hazard on the stairs, whilst the vacuum cleaner itself lies in wait at the top of the stairs ready to drop on the unsuspecting wife (me). The bathroom has been sprayed with the cleaner and abandoned mid scrub, whilst the loo has been rendered unusable by lashings of bleach. Meanwhile, he's out in the garden tinkering with his bike as he's realised he's off on an early ride tomorrow morning and he absolutely needs to check his tyre pressure. Right now.

Sigh............

He snores!!!
i will go up to the bedroom where he is already sleeping quite peacefully, I get into the bed (very gently.carefully, quietly), as soon as I am under the duvet he moves slightly and starts to snore EXTREMELY LOUDLY!!

I love him dearly

Does not keep the receipt for anything ever - they all go in the bin as soon as he comes back with anything....and I’m left to return things trying my best to look respectable and not look like a shop lifter

Crikey, I wonder why any of you stay with these guys.

Also saying he doesn’t want chips when we go out for a meal then picking them off my plate.

Er, very guilty of that, DH should post on here. I'm notorious for fancying delicious looking food he has made after turning it down, to the point he generally makes extra, knowing I will later want some

Oh, and he waits until I’ve put his tea on the table before going to the loo. Every single time. Gah.

Doesn't fully close jar lids

Forgets that he has offered to make me a tea but makes himself one

Another one here who leaves his recycling on the side despite him being the recycling freak who installed one of those 3 bin things.

Apparently mine is that I lick my fingers before opening plastic bags or magazine pages... what rubbish! Who gets irritated by that?