to ask what DH does that really fucks you off?

[martapolska2]

But not to the point where you will LTB.

My DH insists on chucking all his beer can in the black bin and not a recycle bin!

At least 50% of the above. His biggest annoying habit is leaving his stuff everywhere... beer bottle caps, empties, dirty plates randomly around the kitchen instead of in the sink, clean dishes abandoned on the dining table instead of put away in the cupboards, his massive heavy size 13 boots that weigh about 5kg each abandoned just behind the hall door so I trip over them in the dark when I check the front door is locked before bed, clothes on the laundry bin lid, towering pile of clean clothes in front of his chest of drawers instead of putting them away inside it... I could go on forever.
Also, he snores. My goodness, the snoring. Often he claims he wasn't even asleep...

And every bloody time he paints (not often enough to justify it) he uses his nice clothes and then puts them in his painting clothes pile so now he's ended up with 2 pairs of nice jeans and 2945 pairs of painting jeans. But. Refuses. To. Throw. Them. Out. And hardly. Ever. Paints.

Jozxyqk My DP also claims to have not even been asleep when I nudge him when he snores!

My husband is a materials scientist and I STILL need to tell him that cling film doesn't go in the recycling. He does not care.

Opens post and piles up everything together on a random surface. So envelopes, flyers, urgent mail and stuff for filing all mixed together.

Pulls the feathers out of the sofa cushions and leaves them in little piles on the floor.

Apparently I put toothpaste on the toothbrush "wrong".

Leaves the shower running 10 minutes before he even gets in.
The shower gets hot right away so this pisses me right of

Lulujakey I am roaring, I need a full dialog . Please!

Whenever I am bent over he grabs my arse (once when I was lighting the fire )

NEVER puts anything back where it belongs.

My main problem is that exdp exists at all.

Leaving his beard comb out in the bathroom.

He leaves the spoon on the worktop after making his coffee 😡 and rarely lets me know if he'll be late, I HATE that. Generally he's a great guy though and I love him a lot (I know I know "vom")

Burps, sneezes and coughs in an extremely exaggerated manner, crumbs everywhere, leaves the bathroom in a shit tip every time he's in there.

My faults would go on for days, leave things to soak, leave washing wet in the washer because I'd forgotten about it, always asking him to pick stuff up from the shop on his way home, I refuse to drive the day after I've been drinking (we have 5 children with millions of hobbies), I never finish work on time so has to make the tea, I get in bed even if there are piles of clothes on his half (that I left there because I don't put them away), I don't get up for the kids very often if they wake up because I breastfed them all exclusively for a total of 8 years and have done my time (they all sleep like logs), will only do the gardening in the front garden, which is lovely, won't phone people up but will write letters, fill things in and post them or email. Don't know why he's with me actually!

Also we cannot do anything without getting a flipping bargain.

If we go out to eat it has to be on Table Pouncer or somewhere that gives forces discount- sometimes I want to just pick somewhere and go there!!!

TomHardysWife - the washing hands at the kitchen sink and shaking them, oh my god, this drives me mad. We have a cloakroom, a utility room, but no, he still has to use the kitchen sink to wash his hands. Even when I've just cleaned it, and it's all shiny, and then he shakes his hands everywhere. This drives me to distraction!

Vintagegoth
There’s something strangely soothing about pulling feathers out of cushions
Tbf though I don’t leave them in piles. I just blow them in the air