to laugh at snapped and farted

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I have not stopped laughing, crying and grinning since I read that, my family think I'm a loon. I'm sorry, I know it was a serious post on lots of different levels.. but... oh my god I keep laughing uncontrollably. I haven't had a chance to read the whole thread so was it a typo or did it actually happen? I just can't stop laughing!

Ah I see the fun sponges are out this fine morning!

No they aren’t.

Brilliant. This is the best TAAT I've ever seen.

I'm laughing even more at the HQ response. My husband thinks I'm mad!!!

🐊 💨

I didn't fart AT him

OP is hilarious

I love this. Freudian slips or typos make me laugh more than most things, not in a mocking way, just in an innocently hilarious way! You have to laugh in life.

Im still howling at this!

I didn't laugh at the original post admittedly as I assumed it was a typo (somehow) for shouted.

But the op has commented on this post. I didnt fart at him which is absolutely brilliant!

And cecinestpasunepipe wins the award for best use of emojis in a thread!

Dd has just snapped (at me) and farted (on the sofa, not at me). So I burst into laughter, and am crying saying haha you just snarted. Not even a smile. 🐊💨

Jesus Christ some people are so fuqking report happy aren't they? Report because a thread could ID the OP (like as if they hadn't thought of that and still didn't care and made the choice) or because a poster could be a troll - because they hadn't replied back within a few hours (that hidden room thread). Report, report, report for no fuqking actual reason at all. Jesus! Just leave people alone to post threads as they see fit, wtf is with all these hair-triggered reporters on here? fuq sake!!!

Now I need to read the original thread over again to feel better. That is unless some vindictive, miserable power-hungry sod hasn't reported it and got it deleted....

DH and I spent a looong time last night discussing if it was a rage fart or a punishment fart.

Best laugh I've had in ages.

Notanothernoughties I will never hear Celine Dion without a smirk (or a snart) again

because her fart will go on annnnnnnnnnnnnd oooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

It wasn't the fart that was funny, it was the deadpan delivery of the op and subsequent confusion that had me giggling.

YANBU. I howled with laughter and alarmed boyfriend and dc

It was the thought of the fart done in anger, to emphasise what she was saying to him. A stern reprimanding fart to tell the poor boyfriend "that's the end of it"....

I missed it please can I have a link

Can anyone tell me how to do a link please.

So would a low level, whining sound type fart which gently increases in volume be an indication that the person is going to blow? (Either verbally or rectally)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a3277729-Embarrassed-by-boyfriend?msgid=78702039#78702039
Wow, i've managed to do a link, first time ever.

Loved the thread. The fart wasn't described in any detail whatsoever. I don't know if it was a silent-but-deadly or a big trumpeting one. It was the surrounding story and the deadpan delivery of the OP that got me laughing.

I thought the OP of the original thread was unpleasant and I don't get why it's all so funny but I accept that different people are simply amused by different things.

Is it officially a ‘snart’, now? Does it refer to either angry farts or punishment farts (which would be Silent But Deadly)?

We need to classify farts. A Fart Chart, in fact.

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