to laugh at snapped and farted

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I have not stopped laughing, crying and grinning since I read that, my family think I'm a loon. I'm sorry, I know it was a serious post on lots of different levels.. but... oh my god I keep laughing uncontrollably. I haven't had a chance to read the whole thread so was it a typo or did it actually happen? I just can't stop laughing!

I need to try a “snap and fart”. The stupid milk of magnesium hasn’t moved a thing yet 😂😂

It either gets you in the funny or it doesn't - it got me good. Crying with laughter - and I have IBS too so can't wait til I snart

I've just cries relaying the original to dp.

Reminded me of when i once posted on a diet thread something along the lines of struggling without a cock after dinner when i meant coke.

SheGotBettyDaviesEyes Yes really,have you thought it might be you that has the problem since 99% of poster think it funny,the way it was written just tickled most peoples funny bone.

I had to reread it a few times to make sure I was reading it right! 😂

It's been hours and I'm still laughing. I fart all the time, I don't need to snap first....

Apt username ^

It was exactly what I needed today after a shitty morning I think the OP meant it, apparently in a previous thread her dog had told him to piss off I LOVE this OP and although I'm sorry she's having a shitty time I want her to write a thread every day, it would sincerely lift the mood of Britain 😂

No, no you are not. Wanders off to watch Legally Blonde

Yes really,have you thought it might be you that has the problem since 99% of poster think it funny

Er...no, it hadn't crossed my mind that I had 'a problem.'

Is it really news to you that people find different things hilarious? .

I laughed so hard I cried when I read her curt explanation "I have IBS". I'm sorry she has that because IBS is a nightmare but the thought of uncontrollable angry farts??? Pure mumsnet gold.

Don't fart back in anger.....apologies to Oasis

I dont think id ever be able to talk to them if I 'snapped and farted' at them. No offence but I'd be too ashamed 🤣 but my god that gave me the giggles.

My shaft will go on...

No, I was in hystericals.

And yes this thread will go poof!

just like the OP

Fuck that as an autocorrect!

SHART boy SHAFT.

i was amused at the original thread but keep actually laughing out loud reading this, and one tear has just come out of my left eye! glad DH has just nipped to the shop so he doesn’t think i’m mental! love thinking of 100s of us all giggling away at this simultaneously across the country and around the world!

It was a classic 😂😂

I haven't laughed so hard at 💩 since the girl who was sexting and the guy sent her a picture of his bum hole 😂😂😂

I am laughing so much I can't breathe 😂😂🤣

also LOVING that someone instantly claimed the username snappedandfarted

I tittered.

Made my night! Had to stop reading the original thread as I can't stop laughing (Mutley style) and it's made my 5 month old wake up laughing and crying.

I've been crying for about 20 minutes over that thread 😂

Jesus, it's not THAT funny.

People claim to be spitting out coffee, bursting out laughing, waking the baby, crying with laughter (even in the shower!) having to go outside the office at work coz they can't stop laughing, laughing for half an hour, laughing til they are crying their eyes out, laughing so much they can't breathe! For fuck's sake! Really????

Some people are very easily pleased.

This is the biggest case of 'The emperors new clothes' that I have seen in years!

@shesgotbettydaviseyes

Can someone reassure me that I'm not the only person who is capable of reading the whole thing with a completely straight face and not even fight the mildest grin?

Nope not just you! I don't find it particularly hilarious either. And I have a good sense of humour. It's amazing what unfunny crap some people laugh at these days!!!

And why start a new thread?

Bet you are bloody annoying other people too (like your husband/partner.) Nothing more annoying than sitting trying to watch tv, or read, and some fucking bellend is up the corner ROFLing and giggling and belly laughing at something they are reading on the internet.

Fucks me right off!!!

And why start a new thread about it?!

Bah humbug!