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to laugh at snapped and farted

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BlameItOnTheBoomBoom · 14/06/2018 19:53

I have not stopped laughing, crying and grinning since I read that, my family think I'm a loon. I'm sorry, I know it was a serious post on lots of different levels.. but... oh my god I keep laughing uncontrollably. I haven't had a chance to read the whole thread so was it a typo or did it actually happen? I just can't stop laughing!

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lindalee3 · 14/06/2018 22:36

Yeah I said 'why start a new thread' twice. So shoot me!

taytotayto111 · 14/06/2018 22:39

Omg I’m so reading that post at work tomorrow for everyone in the office, they will be on the floor rolling around. Bloody love it.
If anyone pisses me off in the future I’ll threaten to snap and fart at them, crying here on my own, children in bed and dh is out.

Blizzardagain · 14/06/2018 22:40

I was at work. I had to put my phone down because I was crying

ineedaholidaynow · 14/06/2018 22:41

I usually give DH a withering look when he laughs about farts, but for some reason I got the giggles over the original thread and it just seemed to get funnier. Think it was partly because everyone was commenting on the farting and trying to work out whether it was a typo and the OP just seemed to ignore those posts and then succinctly said "I have IBS"
It definitely helped brighten an otherwise bad day.

Moneyissue2 · 14/06/2018 22:41

I’d rather shoot you for Wink and Hmm

DogDmor · 14/06/2018 22:42

I didn't fart AT him Confused

liz70 · 14/06/2018 22:43

Quick, everyone, after three,
All snap and fart at lindalee!

BlameItOnTheBoomBoom · 14/06/2018 22:45

1..2..3..

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Loudaz · 14/06/2018 22:46

I was just stopping laughing until OH said 'What s* are you laughing at?' Started all over again, the little poems on the post are also hilarious Grin Grin Grin

Moneyissue2 · 14/06/2018 22:47

For me the humour was in the detail. The contrast between the serious and the weirdly dropped in fart. The conversation word for word. The conversation itself was funny.

I found the raisins funnier.

Beaverhausen · 14/06/2018 22:47

Don't you just hate it when a fart sneaks out while food shopping and you try and act all innocently but your bum cheeks clap so loud from the air escaping. ;/

Moneyissue2 · 14/06/2018 22:50

2am wakenings. Dragon t shirts freshly purchased from Asda. It’s hilarious (to lots of people, not all) and op knows it

Snappedandfarted2018 · 14/06/2018 22:54

I couldn’t stop laughing as if it wasn’t a typo! Got my new username tho Grin

SoupDragon · 14/06/2018 22:54

Can someone reassure me that I'm not the only person who is capable of reading the whole thing with a completely straight face and not even fight the mildest grin?

Definitely not alone.

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 14/06/2018 22:56

Wait was it not a typo then & she actually meant she snapped & farted??? 🤣

mrsjackrussell · 14/06/2018 22:58

This has started me off again. Dh didn't get it and I got chucked out the living room earlier for laughing too much

argumentativefeminist · 14/06/2018 22:59

I feel so bad for the DP if it's real but I will definitely be thinking about snapped and farted for a very long time also the bit where I thought he was actually just talking about dogs in the middle of the night 😂😂

mamansnet · 14/06/2018 23:02

DH has just stormed off in a huff because I'm in bed, can't stop laughing and I've woken him up.

I probably deserve to be snapped and farted at.

user1471556443 · 14/06/2018 23:03

For goodness sake ppl it wasn't that funny??!! Some posters must have such sad lives to be rolling in laughter over this???

DesertSky · 14/06/2018 23:04

Yeah, I think she actually got so mad she lost her rag and farted (like you do!) and is oblivious to why that’s so funny...!

Moneyissue2 · 14/06/2018 23:05

Here come the insults yawn

argumentativefeminist · 14/06/2018 23:07

I would think it's a sadder life where you can't admit to yourself that farts are funny tbh Hmm

TheFirstMrsOsmond · 14/06/2018 23:09

user1471556443 it is the cumulative effect of the witty comments by MNers in addition to the OP that pushes me over the edge

SalemBlackCat · 14/06/2018 23:14

The OP of that thread sounds like she has an intellectual disability themselves, if they think farting is a normal way to react. I'm amazed the boyfriend isn't embarrassed by her farting in public. If I were her boyfriend I would be embarrassed by her disgusting farting.

Amatullah · 14/06/2018 23:16

I want to laugh but i cant even muster a giggle..i knew i was a having a shit day....must be dead inside!