to laugh at snapped and farted

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I have not stopped laughing, crying and grinning since I read that, my family think I'm a loon. I'm sorry, I know it was a serious post on lots of different levels.. but... oh my god I keep laughing uncontrollably. I haven't had a chance to read the whole thread so was it a typo or did it actually happen? I just can't stop laughing!

DP has just referred to the farts that escape when I really laugh hard as guffarts - guffaw + fart - and I have had to explain (between wheezing and cackling) that he can't do that because guff = fart, so a guffart is fartfart.

Then he told me I was anal, and I nearly pissed myself.

It's really cheered me up too, couldn't stop laughing.

I also laughed at a comment on the thread -

This sounds weirdly familiar. Have you posted about your DP before, when he was pretending to talk to your dog and you said the dog told him to piss off?

Link to the thread please?

Come over on the "iced" thread

The iced thread made me smile more, and it's about nothing. Literally nothing. But it's got an electric car in it. The OP has an electric car.

It's 3 hours since I read it and I'm still sniggering about it!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3277729-Embarrassed-by-boyfriend?trending=1

don't know how to do better links....

You all need to get out more. Seriously.

Fart off SummerGems

It was the follow up and very blunt response i have IBS that had me in stitches

I can’t get out more love island’s on in a min.

The boyfriend talking to the dog and it telling him to piss off very similar.

It’s the seriousness and the detail that make them extra funny I think. I love the fact the assigment that one posters DP came over was due in on Friday

Nope, didn't even manage a half-smile about it.

Eeeh I shouldn't but the fact it wasn't a typo is just even funnier 😂😂

Oh I love that “came on my coursework” thread

Bette and Jesus cabbage, I'm with you two.

I haven’t had a fit of the giggles like that in years. Every time I calmed down I read a bit more which set me off again. 😂😂😂

My DD thinks I’m completely mad now as I’m laughing and crying. 😂

YANBU

I’m dying over her, I know it’s childish but it’s just too funny!

Makes a change from the 'bend and snap', I suppose.

But really... not that funny.

I thought it was funny.

It’s not really funny, but simple minds...

@WanderingTrolley1 Oh bore off misery. Why bother commenting?!

Pissed myself sat at my desk laughing at this today. Sat and thought about it a few hours later and sat giggling to myself again. So funny.

SheGotBettyDaviesEyes, you're not alone. Nothing remotely funny about it. The fake "oh I'm laughing so hard I spat my tea all over next doors sleeping baby" bollocks for 18 pages. Really?!

I'd stopped to get a coffee on my commute home and spat a mouthful out as I read it then continued to giggle hysterically throughout the thread until people started giving me really weird looks!

The timing of @Thymelord and @Cataline 's posts. Now that IS giggle worthy. Not enough to wake any babies,husbands,cats or next door neighbours though.