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to laugh at snapped and farted

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BlameItOnTheBoomBoom · 14/06/2018 19:53

I have not stopped laughing, crying and grinning since I read that, my family think I'm a loon. I'm sorry, I know it was a serious post on lots of different levels.. but... oh my god I keep laughing uncontrollably. I haven't had a chance to read the whole thread so was it a typo or did it actually happen? I just can't stop laughing!

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Moneyissue2 · 14/06/2018 20:22

I did one genuine lol at snapped and farted but did a whole hearted belly laugh when she described the cafe scene

Moneyissue2 · 14/06/2018 20:24

Now im laughing at waking up at 2am “is it ok it’s 2am”??!

Tibbytibby · 14/06/2018 20:24

Threat of fine for taking 5yo ds out of school (3 days) for wedding. It has been categorised as 'unauthorised holiday'. I would like to point out to school it was NOT a holiday! As a family we have a moral duty to witness and support the wedding and marriage of close family member etc. Anyone has any experience of this?

amyddss · 14/06/2018 20:24

I laughed for about half an hour! It actually made my day, I was laughing and crying my eyes out. BrilliantGrinGrin

WatermelonGlitter · 14/06/2018 20:24

what did she mean to say instead of snapped and farted?

Ofthread · 14/06/2018 20:25

This was the day of 'snapped and farted' and 'is it weird to blow your nose on a leaf?'

Bluntness100 · 14/06/2018 20:25

To be honest I burst out laughing too, it was one of those double take moments. What made it funnier was she seemed to indicate it wasn't a typo. 🤣🤣🤣

ShadowHuntress · 14/06/2018 20:26

Seriously the funniest things I’ve heard in a while. I’m a bit stressed at the moment and this has cheered me right up!

Moneyissue2 · 14/06/2018 20:26

Tibbytibby I beg you to fart (or shart) when you inform the school it is not holiday!!!

ShadowHuntress · 14/06/2018 20:26

I know technically this is a TAAT but please don’t take it down! It’s jjst lighthearted and hilarious

Isleepinahedgefund · 14/06/2018 20:26

It made m laugh in a way that led my six yr old to ask if I was ok! Think I nearly snapped and farted too. Now I know it wasn’t a typo but an essential detail it’s making me laugh even more!

MyOtherUsernameisaPun · 14/06/2018 20:27

@Tibbytibby wrong thread?

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 14/06/2018 20:27

BetteDavis looks like it's just us Grin I might have mustered a faint smile early on, but 400 posts of people spitting tea everywhere / getting Hmm looks from DH / waking their baby/dog/goat up laughing has left me a bit bewildered.

Plus DDog has just snapped and darted, and can assure you THAT is no laughing matter.

TheFirstMrsOsmond · 14/06/2018 20:28

Tibbytibby I don't think you've posted on the right thread?

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 14/06/2018 20:29

Oh ffs. *Farted.

TheFirstMrsOsmond · 14/06/2018 20:29

snapped and darted JesusdinTheCabbageVan? What fresh hell is this?

TheActualRealCinderella · 14/06/2018 20:30

Someone snarted and her children brushed their teeth out of fear GrinGrinGrin

TheFirstMrsOsmond · 14/06/2018 20:30

It must be the cabbage Jesus

ferrier · 14/06/2018 20:31

I just managed to hold it together when I first read it but as soon as you lot started commenting on it I've also been uncontrollably giggling!

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 14/06/2018 20:32

MrsOsmond Grin Second time round, autocorrect tried to change it to 'Carter'. Clearly my tablet and I are similarly lacking in humour.

Singlenotsingle · 14/06/2018 20:32

I got the giggles

vampirethriller · 14/06/2018 20:33

I'm still laughing 😂 sorry, I know I shouldn't.

StaplesCorner · 14/06/2018 20:33

Come over on the "iced" thread, snapped and farted has been referenced and its cool.

SittingAround1 · 14/06/2018 20:34

YANBU it came out of nowhere in a quite serious post about her poor boyfriend and horrible sexist karate instructor.

It wasn't a typo then ?

Fleetwoodmac2 · 14/06/2018 20:35

I had to read it about 25 times to make sure I wasn't seeing things!