To correct my work colleague

[DarkRosaleen]

We’re having bangers mash beans and onion gravy for tea.
She insists peas are superior to beans and gravy should never be combined with beans as you can’t have two sloppy things on the plate. She is so very very wrong.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo, wrongness.

Beans belong on ketchuppy meals. Gravy belongs with roasty meals. You are messing with the sacred food categories and the God of food will give you gastroenteritis for your blasphemy.

(bangs gavel) Sorry OP, the good people of MN have definitely sided with your correct colleague.

I fucking love gravy but putting it on beans would be an abomination. Would you not need to eat out a bowl???

bangers mash and beans OR bangers mash and gravy with maybe peas but beans and gravy on the same plate, juices potentially colliding is evil. Just plain disgusting.

Just serve it in a pasta bowl. avoids the 2 sloppy things on a plate. BUT FYI , you are wrong. Banger and Mash with Onion Gravy must not be served with beans or peas. Just have some fruit or something for afters.

but surely your mixing too sauces.you either have a tomatos based sauce with things or a gravy based sauce with things or a cheese or a white.to mix two together.ooooh it pushing limits my brain doesn't like

Beans and gravy are NOT friends!! I like both those things very much but they are not suited to being dinner buddies.

liz70 that made me chuckle, beans farted straight out of Satan's arse. 😂😂😂

'Tea' is a hot refreshing beverage ducks for cover

Bangers n mash, thick onion gravy and Yorkshire puddings. Luvly 😃

It's the mash that is the issue. It should be sausages, chips, beans and gravy. Yummy.

Beans and gravy?!

Peas are the right veg here.

Team Colleague

yabvu

Beans as in baked beans?
Or green beans, or butter beans or any other bean?

Sorry OP. Your colleague is correct and you must resign immediately.

who the actual fuck mixes beans and gravy?

OP does not say it is baked beans.

Could be some sort of other sloppy sauced bean.

Baked beans are disgusting.
Peas rule.
If your family likes your cooking then carry on.
Prepare to be wrong in the outside world.

Beans and gravy together is gross

This always reminds me of that great Peter Kay sketch: www.facebook.com/PeterKayClips/videos/1183459148371516

I don't understand what the beans are doing there anyway. The bangers are the protein, the mash is the starch, the gravy is the umami and I assume you've got something green on the side too like some lovely kale or green beans. What function do the beans serve???

My OH will have pie and potatoes with gravy on and put salad cream on cauliflower on the same plate!!!

Is that "Haven't you got owt moist?", Xiao?

Betty that's the one I couldn't find a clip that would play that wasn't on FB, sorry...

Beans and gravy should never touch! 🤢

DH and I now yell "hast tha' nowt moist" at each other when he wants curry sauce with chips... I like tartare sauce and he says I embarrass him with my forrin ways.