What's yer fave obscenity?

[cjt110]

Of late in my head because I'm not brave enough to say it out loud it's been "Oh fuck off you big fat cunt"

What's yours?

I was in a meeting once with a load of Yorkshiremen and one of them said to the other, "what do you know? You big fat twat". Said in a broad Yorkshire accent, it still makes me laugh. There was nearly a riot though - at one point I thought a table was going to go over.

What the fuck? seems to be my most used. Normally directed at computers.

Bollocks - simple and covers a multitude depending on how you say it.

Knob jockey.

Simple and to the point I think

Cunting cunt. My new neighbour is a cunting cunt.

Mine is definitely cunt

Cunty McCuntFace

Fuckwit all day long

Fuck knuckle.

For some reason very satisfying to say.

Shite and onions.

So what's your actual AIBU then you fucking cunting wankbadger?

"Oh, coming into my lane are you, you fucking bell end, what a fucking twat"......

Today, when I accidently back over a pylon , immediately after having my car searched by police, I hollered a mighty "For the love of FUCK!"
The policemen laughed.

FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!

I say this, either in my head, or mutter it under my breath, about a zillion times a day

I will in me swiss

Dublinism. It means I most certainly will not.

Swiss roll is rhyming slang...

It’s so very very crude and satisfying

My most uttered swear is 'fucks sake'

Fuck off yer twat.
Cock womble.
Cunt badger.
Shite.
Bloody hell.
My more work/church appropriate ones are oh shoot/rack off/flipping hell.

Twatbadger or cuntwaffle. At the moment though I'm partial to the less profane "ya absolute melt". (Has to be 'ya' not 'you' for some reason!)

Originally from TV series Peep Show, now used regularly by me - “Fucking Fucklebucks!”

My DPs favourite is “Fuck that for a bag of apples”

WTAF

So much more satisfying than plain old WTF

Most frequent is 'for fucks sake'. My most favourite, most vitriolic for an individual is 'fucking cunt'. The amount of venom I can get in those three syllables is immensely satisfying.

Haha, loving it.

I work in a mainly male office so swearing was rife, until the two main offenders left. Now I think I uphold the casual cunting

Fuckin twat or Get to Fuck !!

Several times a day... said in my head but directed at the crappy management at work !

To my work pc, For fucks sake fuck off you fucking piece of shit before I throw you out the fucking window.