What's yer fave obscenity?

[cjt110]

Of late in my head because I'm not brave enough to say it out loud it's been "Oh fuck off you big fat cunt"

What's yours?

A late friend of mine used to say, "Bollocks, cunt."
Someone once commented on her rudeness, so she amended it to, "testicles, vagina."
I miss her.

I love the Aussies

Q: How was your day/how are you feeling?

A: Shithouse

I am sitting in the waiting room at A&E with my 19 yo and have been here for just over 6 hours now. It is 6 am. I am fighting way too had not to laugh myself stupid at these.

As for profanities, I am fond of "douchecanoe"

I am also guilty of renaming people on my contacts list. I have a Dipshit and a Twatbadger on it currently.

'Fucking pigs' tits' came to me in a moment of blind rage and has served me well since!

Oh do fuck off.

Get fucked.

Don't be a jackass.

Vile cunt (MN added this to my repertoire)

Asswipe (as in someone just being all round unreasonable and pathetic)

Go fuck yourself.

Believe it or not I'm not that sweaty - most I use on here or reserve for vile cunts I have met.

DH loves me reading some popular MN obscenities

Agatha a fly flew up my nose earlier. I muttered, "Git."

cheshire I have often referred to DS 27 as a lanky street of piss! 😂

From another forum years ago:

Cuntypeptobollockstiaracrap. The chemical-y stuff they put in cosmetics.

Sorry to be pedantic, but should that be 'lanky streak of piss'? 😜

Asswipe (as in someone just being all round unreasonable and pathetic)

An American one I've never quite understood is asshat. How is that an insult?

Yes Juells, stupid fucking autocorrect. 😠

Twatbadger😂😂😂😂😉😉

CUNTFLAPS

Probably "tight as a nun's cunt" about someone who doesn't pay their way . I love the c word but I still spell it out, rather than say it

Ignorant Morons!!!!!

At the moment

One from my dad:
"Go home and tell your mother to wash her stinking cunt."
He was all sorts of wrong.

@gesu my sister is nicknamed cunty my cuntface and I have her number saved in my phone. It makes me howl to tell the car to dial her name and then its all " Calling Cun-tee mc Cunt face". My husband thinks i'm a giant child. I do not care

Bellend (obvs)
Twat
Cunt

Really I like all obscenities apart from racist / homophobic / disabilist ones. I particularly like mashups like twatbadger, wankpuffin and the splendidly named mumsnetter hoofwankingspanglecunt (I think I’ve got that right). It’s a genius name

You bad egg..........only kidding. I like this which I got from mumsnet- go fuck yourself to death