What's yer fave obscenity?

[cjt110]

Of late in my head because I'm not brave enough to say it out loud it's been "Oh fuck off you big fat cunt"

What's yours?

FFS is my most used. I enjoy Christ on a Bike though.

Or, What does that fucking twat want now? Directed towards the chief executive and his wanky pointless 'communications'

What does that fucking twat want now? Directed towards the chief executive and his wanky pointless 'communications'

@MayFayner

I will in me swiss

Never heard that. Just the full version - "I will in me hole"

A friend of my daughter's once described someone to me as "a fuckin' hoor's handbag". I don't know what it means, but it made me laugh.

Arsehole is probably my favourite.

Fucks sake. I say that at least once every 5 minutes.

I am also partial to knob jockey, arsehole, wanker, massive twat (usually said about some challenging stakeholders at work)

I'm another for "for fucks sake".
I hate to think of how many times a day I mutter it under my breath, think it in my head, shout it if I stub my toe etc etc.
I also like wanker.

Just fucking posted this on another, serious, school starter thread....

OH FFS. Not supposed to be on THIS bastarding thread EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do love it on Friday Night Dinner when Martin says "Shitting tits!"
I am yet to use it but it'll definitely happen 😁

I'm well known for my favoured

'Shitty ballsack'

I need to stop before DD starts saying it.

She already yelled dammit in the playground. I blame DH

Billy Connolly sums it up perfectly!

One for motorists. .."Did you learn to drive in fucking Fairyland? "

Cjt I am crying

cjt110 Are you selling those aprons? You're posting them all over the gaff

I like a classic Fuck This Shit myself. My go to insult would be Prick.

Loving Martin's Shitting Tits as mentioned upthread. I'd call that suburban swearing.

cjt110 Are you selling those aprons? You're posting them all over the gaff grin Yes, £10 a go. Be nice and I'll model it for you lol

Fucking teach me to have numerous windows open at once!

You are a fucking piece of shit
Said regularly to neighbour (not within earshot!)

For Fuck Sake seems to be a favourite and I love the word cunt, am
definitely a casual cunter although I don't often say it in anger, more of a term of endearment lol

Fucking wanking arsehole shit-bag.

Fuckwit, fuckety fuckety fuck, and bollocks.

Fuck off you big fuckin fuck nugget!!
I have to be really pissed off for that one though.
Otherwise it’s usually just awwwwww for fucks saaaaake!

Fuckadoodles.

My favourite is obviously cunt. My most used is for fucks sake-I saw a personalised plate a few weeks back that was FFS1, was very jealous & may have uttered 'I want that you cunt'

I'm quite a fan of "Christ on a bike" too, and it's got the added advantage that it's unlikely to end in a disciplinary hearing.

We used to have an office to ourselves and it was properly sweary. One of my colleagues was renowned for the phrase "You fucking, cunting, useless piece of shit" when the database refused to save her work. "For fuck's sake" was practically the team motto.

Now a lot of managers from other projects hot desk in "our" office, and this week a load of dismal, straitlaced IT geeks have been allocated four desks in there. Swearing can no longer be raised to the level of an art form like it used to.

Favourite swears include:

Sodding bloody bollocks

Twattage (as in "What kind of fucking twattage is this?) syn. twattery

Knobjockey

Arsehole/s

And possibly my all-time favourite, a collective insult coined by a dear friend, "bunchacunts". The first time I saw it written down, I didn't get it straight away, now it just cracks me up.

Not a swear especially, but still a mighty fine insult, is "monumental bellend". Credit to James May for that one, even more kudos for accuracy as he was talking about that meathead Clarkson.

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I will in me hoop. Said in a strong Dublin accent, it’s the same as I will in me Swiss (roll) (hole). Or you absolute gee bag. Gee is vag