What's yer fave obscenity?

[cjt110]

Of late in my head because I'm not brave enough to say it out loud it's been "Oh fuck off you big fat cunt"

What's yours?

^WTAF

So much more satisfying than plain old WTF^

I live in a country and town where a) the car registrations start WT and b)there are so few registered cars that they let you choose your registration. When DH came back with the registration papers imagine how gutted I was to discover that he hadn't gone for WTAF xxxx

Cock cheese, around these parts

Cunty baws
Fud
Ye hoor (especially to inanimate objects such as stray legos)

I swear like a proud Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Fuck me sideways, I think this is my favourite thread so far. You lot are a set of dirty gets, and I love you.

I used to be a right foul-mouthed bugger but since I had my daughter I've had to curb it but I've used "balls" when I've stubbed my toe or dropped something when she's been in earshot.

I like:

Twatface
Arsehole bastard from hell (muttered at arsehole drivers)
Piss flaps (when I've burned toast)
Daft bastard (really emphasising the 'b')

Lots more but can't think now. I've a broad Yorkshire accent which helps in the delivery

You knobber!

Definitely bollocks, it just feels so satisfying

Awrite ya cunt.

Go suck a fuck

I can't remember which MNer first came out with citrus titted arsepart but it's genius.
Suffering Christ! is also a favourite.

For the love of fuck or fuck me pink!

Also Jesus fuck and fuck my life.

Gobshite- when someone mentions Bono (I think that one's the law)

Totally the law!

Geebag.

Another vote for fuckwit here.

Bellend I often use it in the car aimed at other drivers.

Fuckwit. Twat.

Shitting fucking bollocks is my favourite.

can’t wait to check this thread in the morning...it’s like a therapy session

Finding the regional nods interesting too... Thought I’d heard it all but some of these phrases iv been missing out on!

I quite like 'oh for fucks sake'. I has just the right amount of exasperation and ennui.

I do love cunt in the right circumstances. It's like invoking Athena - powerful and vengeful.

Bugger Tits!

Get to fuck

Bellend

When I speak to my boss, I've got 'fucking bellend' on a constant loop in my head.

BallBagBaggins makes me laugh.

24 carat Bell End
Nobber
Stupid twat
Face ache

Friday night dinner has me saying

Shit on it

DH uses 'Sweet baby Jesus'.

That's really extreme for him. He struggles with my level of swearing. I work in a culturally very sweary job.