What's yer fave obscenity?

[cjt110]

Of late in my head because I'm not brave enough to say it out loud it's been "Oh fuck off you big fat cunt"

What's yours?

I will
Cuntpunch you, you fucking cunt!

Cunting fuckballs. as in ‘oh cunting fuckballs, I’ve locked myself out again’

For fucks sake or christ on a bike

My main insults are absolute prick and fucking moron. Both can be said either light heartedly or with some serious venom!

I also like a good old fashioned “fuck it” or “for fucks sale”. Occasionally a “pissing hell” is appropriate too.

Piss off you Donkey raping shit-eater

For when a small child is really getting on your nerves.

Cock womble, I would dearly love to use this in conversation...

Cockwomble and, a new favourite - cheeky fuckwittery. Although old school and not that rude you can put an amazing amount of venom into 'git'.

I mostly enjoy just a plain venomous 'cunt'

For me it's a toss up between pissflaps and a good old bellend.

donquixote 😆

'big bollocky ball bags' when you need a long swear and 'arse cocking ' for more of an adjectivey one

Bollocks or balls is my go to. Cockwomble if you really p me off!

For fuck sake.

I've never actually said it, but when people refer to someone as a...

"Lanky streak of piss"

Really tickles me

I like "put an egg in your shoe and beat it" preferably in a strong scouse accent

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, fuckity, fuckity, Fuck.

Cunt
Arse biscuits
Fuck right off

You can’t beat a good ‘FUCK!’

Cantaana when DD was 2, she shouted at me, "I'M NOT PUTTING MY TOYS IN THE DAMNED CRATE!" I tried very hard not to laugh! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i like "arse-biscuit" as a general all purpose curse word, it can be vicious or sympathetic :o

Shitting hell! Also, shittingly ( perfect response for when someone asks how your day's going)

Oh fucking hell, or for fucks sake, or what the fuck are you fucking playing at you massive twat (when in the car), or where the fuck is the fucking anesthetist (when in labour).

My favourite swear has to be the cock juggling thunder cunt line Ryan Reynolds character does in Blade Trinity.

Get fucked - a usual in my area said if someone pisses you off

Most memorable insult iv thrown -
fuck you you fat sweaty bastard, still smile at that memory

Love asking cockneys/southerners to say - ‘facking cant’ always makes me giggle. You fucking cunt sounds so much better in a southern accent.

So many good swear words to choose from!!

Fucking pile of dog wank.

As in:

You are a ......
What a ....
That's a.....

Not my most regularly used but definately one of my more unique sayings was when I was getting annoyed with the kids when they were younger faffing about with something or other and exasperatingly hollered at them "don't just stand there like a fart in a snowstorm!!!" ...they all fell about laughing at that.

Pissfuckcuntycock