What's yer fave obscenity?

[cjt110]

Of late in my head because I'm not brave enough to say it out loud it's been "Oh fuck off you big fat cunt"

What's yours?

Simply “Bollocks”
So multi functional, not too obscene to offend the whole world but obscene enough to make people realise you mean it 😁

Fuck a duck!

For fuck's sake or

Jesus fucking Christ on a fucking crumpet

Yeŕ a fud is my favourite insult. Fud is a scottish twat or fanny

i tend to saý arse a lot.

Fucksocks. As in "Oh fucksocks I've forgotten another sodding mufti day"

A straight forward

Fuck Off!

Can apply it to everything

And the new name for the Ex is Cornflake Boy (counsellor came up with it ) I said he's a very flaky guy. Counsellor said, oh he's a cornflake boy it's saved as his name. I smile every time he rings

When I'm driving its a pro longed

Fuccccckkkkkk Ooooofffffffffff

Su--gar at work (work with children) shite if I'm not- also quite like bollocks , although it sounds more like ballax in my NI accent

Bollocks is the one I use most often out loud, also Shit.

When texting to emailing I tend to put FFS if I want to swear.

Fecking eejit but that’s because I swear a lot and I’m trying to tone down on calling everyone a fucking twat.
I’m considering bringing blert back

I must say FFS (or mutter it under my breath) 20 times a day, I reckon.

Dickhead is my driving word of choice. So very many dickheads on the road. Dicks.

Fucknugget.

Love Fucknugget

Cunting-crack-rat (to an undesirable who tried to pick-pocket me on the bus)
Fuckhole of the cunt variety (in response to email from annoying colleague)

Aw fuck off is my usual go to one.

Have been known to mutter ya bastard cockwomble.

I'm a fan of Cuntpuffin or Fuck a dead donkey!

Cock end

Bawbag

Cunting whoreson you can hiss those four syllables as slowly as possible for effect.

Nob for lighthearted buffoonery.

You wanking cunt...!

A usual shout from my office "Print, you fucking spunktrumpet wanker" once yelled at the top of my voice just before the postman knocked. He was awfully keen to get back to his van...

Another vote for Cunty McCuntFace

Knobhead is a favourite at the mo for lesser twatty behaviour.

Twat Fucking Knobhead for anything more serious.

Favourites (in no particular order) are twat (usually yelled when driving), bollocks, for fucks sake, wanker, cuntchops (affectionate nickname for cunting neighbour.) Dh often comes out with 'Fuck me right in the ear' when things aren't going his way.

Is no one going to ask northendgal why her car was being searched? 😆

Fuck me ragged. Or backwards. Or even sideways.

Fuck a doodle doo - when I mess up
Bollocks with knobs on - when I forget something
Holy shit - when something unexpected happens
Twat head/knob head/fucking dick - when driving
Gobshite- when someone mentions Bono (I think that one's the law)

"Bollocks" is incredibly satisfying to say, as is "twat" and "for fuck's sake."

In my 50s and love these expressions, to the shock of some younger colleagues.