There isn't enough syllables for 'Green Needle' is there? I hear more like 'green storm'.
Love how it's described as 'trying to be the new laurel and yanny'!
That page with the slider is fascinating - if I slid it down to the laurel end I heard Yanny for a few times and then suddenly laurel! And then it seemed to flit between. I had to stop as I'm pissing DH right off with it!