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AIBU?

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To think thong bikini bottoms are obscene

319 replies

Hanng · 07/05/2018 16:17

These swimsuits seem popular all of a sudden, and women have no problem getting their bums out at swimming pools or public beaches.

I personally think they're too much and I don't want to see anyone's bum cheeks. I probably sound jealous or like an old lady, but even if I had the body of a supermodel I wouldn't wear it. I feel embarrassed with a small hint of cleavage!

They're also not very flattering, even on the most attractive bodies. I just think they look cheap and tacky and I wonder when it became acceptable to wear something so revealing in public. AIBU?

OP posts:
Elendon · 07/05/2018 18:02

Bum phobia? Only on crinkly old men who love to sport the thong.

Roussette · 07/05/2018 18:04

everyone can surely purchase a cheap sporty, low cut round the legs cossie for there!

I;m over 60 and wouldnt dream wearing a cheap sporty or low cut around the legs cossie! Can't think of anything worse. High leg bikini bottoms for me and I wish I could wear a thong and look good

Namesallgone18 · 07/05/2018 18:06

I saw a row of teenage girls wearing them today, all lying face down on a beach - fair enough, except it was a beach next to a walkway busier than Clapham High street and they had chosen to lie two foot in from the path. I watched my 10 year old do a double take as he went by. (more embarrassed than interested at this age). So I do think a sense of location is important when deciding when to don your thong.

stevie69 · 07/05/2018 18:09

Wow, YABU. I love a cheeky arse in them! I’d love to wear one but my arse is not cheeky

This. I'd love to wear one too. My arse isn't my best bit, though. Still, might give it a go Grin

MissMary0fSweden · 07/05/2018 18:11

Just waiting for someone to come on and bitchplop the old 'board shorts and a rash vest is the minimum acceptable'

grasspigeons · 07/05/2018 18:12

i think if you have a nice bottom they are fine. I wish when I was young I had flaunted my pert but cheeks around a lot more.

but my bottom now is best covered - as is the one on the gentleman I saw at the pool last year, who wore a burnished gold g string thing that left nothing to the imagination. He was around 65 years old. I tried to find a woman that age in something that revealing but I couldn't so decided he was an exhibitionist

Roussette · 07/05/2018 18:13

Mine is the equivalent of a beach ball that you have to tie a piece of string round Grin

ALongHardWinter · 07/05/2018 18:20

But if the concensus is that you are all quite happy to see a couple of stray pubic hair or a 70sbush worth,a giant arse and a big zit in your face I'll order one on Amazon now Grin This cracked me up! (No pun intended).

LVXiii · 07/05/2018 18:24

Why does the right for someone to wear (or not wear) whatever they like trump the right of someone not to be assaulted by areas of flesh?

If a distinct area of flesh has leapt off a person's body to go for you because it wasn't restrained by fabric, then...

...nope. No idea where to go with this. Too busy being horrified at the notion of free flying arse cheeks assaulting people!

stressed3000 · 07/05/2018 18:25

Just googled thong bikini & this gem came up! Not sure how it would cope with waves!

LakieLady · 07/05/2018 18:25

What I hate is the shorts with bum cheeks hanging out.

There was a woman down at the tip this afternoon wearing old-style running shorts with her arse cheeks hanging out. On her top half, she was wearing what was definitely a bra, and not a bikini top, and she looked like the slightly younger, slimmer sister of Karen from Eastenders.

I couldn't decide whether to admire her nerve or clutch my pearls.

TheHLife · 07/05/2018 18:38

It’s not personally what I’d wear even if I had the figure of a supermodel but each to their own

I think it’s great when you see people of all shapes and sizes rocking a bikini or a thong, if they’ve got the confidence to wear it good for them

AsAProfessionalFekko · 07/05/2018 18:52

When I did have the figure there's no way I'd have the cheek (arf)!

sonjadog · 07/05/2018 19:03

I think they make all bums look saggy. They don't frame them well. But if people want to wear them, then more power to their elbow!

HildaZelda · 07/05/2018 20:04

"Obscene". Seriously OP, actually "obscene"? Yes, YABU. Very much so. Just out of interest, how do you feel about showing a bare ankle in public? Hmm

Bugjune · 07/05/2018 20:07

Do you shit out of your ankle, Hilda?

FreeMantle · 07/05/2018 20:07

stressed See that bottom bit is a proper thong. Maximum sunage with no qualifications.
I dislike the shorts or the big bikini style that suddenly turn into thongs. Just looks so nasty attention seeking.

Awomansworkisneverdone · 07/05/2018 20:07

I love the confidence of these women I got called the words you expressed today for wearing a bralette Grin
If this is all you have to worry about in life then your doing ok my friend Wink

bananafish81 · 07/05/2018 20:11

bug if someone's anus is on show then they've rather more to worry about than a thong!

smashyourglasses · 07/05/2018 20:11

Look at meeeeeeeeee.

Please tho.

clockworklime · 07/05/2018 20:13

Quite right that women should be able to wear what they want but yet yesterday we had a similar post discussion about men in hot weather, calling them all sorts of names because of what they are choosing to wear.

biscuitraider · 07/05/2018 20:17

I hate them, i don't want to sit down where someone's sweaty arse has been sat previously. But i don't understand why anyone would want to wear them, i mean who are they trying to impress. Ffs just put it away, no one wants to see it.

Awomansworkisneverdone · 07/05/2018 20:20

Does it really affect women what others choose to wear?
Honest question here. Would it really bother you if you saw a lady in a thong? I just can’t imagine these things getting to me.

Lweji · 07/05/2018 20:23

But i don't understand why anyone would want to wear them, i mean who are they trying to impress. Ffs just put it away, no one wants to see it.

This could be said about arms, legs, stomach, back, feet, neck, hair...

biscuitraider · 07/05/2018 20:27

No it couldn't, it's all about practicalities, but also wanting to look nice. With these thongs it's more about feeling the need to flash your flesh.