sneaky do you even like yourself?
I get mine sent to a decontamination laboratory, then put them on a boil wash, rinse with bleach, soak I'm vinegar, second boil wash, then straight into a hermetically sealed drier. WhilSt drying is on, I get bathe in bleach, rinse off with zoflora (neat) get my surgical gloves, scrubs and gown out of their sealed package. Remove the set, straight into a bag, which is then vacuum sealed into another bag. Transferred upstairs.
Meanwhile DH has (in his protective hear) removed the soiled bedding via series of perimeter air locks. Blasted the bedroom with antibacterial and anti viral serums, deployed via the in room air vent system. The mattress us thrown away, a new one delivered and given a good scrub with bleach powder.
The bed gets made. And gets changed just as soon as the next cycle is finished, or once it's been looked at by any living creature (whichever is soonest).
Sometimes the cycle hast't finished so we have a spare set in the clean room. You know for emergency situations.
Turns out though, that DH touched the bedroom door handle without wearing gloves this evening. So naturally I am sending this message from outside, as we had to burn the house down in order to decontamite the local area.
Honestly anything less is just... Gross