We have just watched the worst film ever

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Date movie.
It has alisonhannigan in and we thought it might be light hearted
It was dire. Utter crap. And I have a high threshold for crap, can watch most rubbish as long as its entertaining

*love

Life of pi
Fast and furious (all of them)
Avatar
All of the twishite (twilight) films
All of the 50 shades ones

Napoleon Dynamite is all I have to say

Napoleon Dynamite grows on you, I promise. The first time I watched it I felt like I was on drugs and thought it was a pile of shit. I watched it again and laughed like a drain - now it's one of my favourite films ever.

I know a couple of people who say the same.

Yes to Napoleon dynamite growing on you!

I put off watching Mama Mia for ages because I wanted to wait until I felt in need of a treat. Big mistake

Lost In Translation. Never has a film been more aptly titled.

The Imaginarium Of Dr Parnassus. Who needs drugs?

Les Miserables. I know the clue's in the name but...just shoot me now. Unremittingly grim and then Russell Crowe singing...

You're all wrong.

Unbreakable. Easily.

Do folks find their tolerance for a bad film differs depending on whether you are watching it at home on TV, or have shelled out to see it at the cinema ? I've always felt that having spent money to buy a ticket, I'm more prepared to overlook any flaws than when it's cost less to nothing and you're watching it at home ...

Plunkett and Maclean ?

Last Man Standing ?

Eyes Wide Shut

Twilight - the lack of chemistry is astounding.

Twilight is just terrible the misery of the romance is depressing although i think it was aimed at emoesque teenagers I don't think it was a film for me.

@SharronNeedles I love your username
Furthermore, that story is harrowing, I completely agree

Love Van Helsing though

Human Centipede 3
Cube
Sharknado

I loved 'Ransom' with Mel Gibson. It's brilliant.

The older I get the less tolerance I have for bad TV shows and films. I'd rather read or watch something I've recorded. The last film I saw at the flicks was Solaris starring G. Clooney. It was rubbish!

Personal shopper. Awful.

I see someone has mentioned Girls Trip.

Truly, truly dreadful. Went with a friend because we thought it would be light comedy. We lasted until Jada Pinkett-Smith pisses all over a street full of people, exchanged a horrified glance and walked straight out.

I personally love a dumb film (come on, you can enjoy the visuals of Fast and Furious, if you get my meaning ) but Girls Trip plumbed the depths of puerile.

Sliding Doors.

"I've hurt my shagging toe".

The punctuation should, in fairness, have given us fair warning.

She did say “shagging” a lot in that movie.

Revengeongc yes it was me lol I saw it at the cinema with a couple of friends. I'd have walked out but they seemed to be really enjoying it!
The pissing in the street bit was utterly cringey. Frankly I was embarrassed.

BluePony I love how you single out Human Centipede 3, as if 1 and 2 were quite OK!

Just remembered the only film that DH and I actually gave up on after about 20 minutes, which was the Starsky and Hutch film. It was awful.

Oh, and I never made it to the end of End of Watch, either. I adore Jake Gyllenhaal, but I just couldn't get into that one at all.

AthenasOwl, the odd thing was that everyone else in the cinema was howling with laughter.

We were just howling on the inside :)

I haven't read the whole thread...

But has anyone mentioned the horror that is:

High school musical 1,2 and for the love god no ooo... Number 3

Saccharine Disneyfied claptrap...

I literally had to leave dds in cinema and sit outside with my book

the red but, but, ZAC....