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Annoyed at unexpected vagina poke.

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BathFallout · 21/02/2018 17:08

I was in the bath with DP, nothing sexy just washing and about to watch a programme on the tablet.

As I was finding the episode DP unexpectedly poked my vagina, in surprise I aggressively splashed her in the face with water to make her back off and was annoyed at her. I told her it shocked me (as wasn't even looking in her direction so no warning) and said she had to apologise to me. I said it could be considered assault nd she replied with "Oh, Bath..." and a withering look.

She has refused to apologise, and is now in a strop as I was "horrible" to her.

AIBU to wait for an apology over this?

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Mulberry72 · 21/02/2018 17:23

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Cornettoninja · 21/02/2018 17:23

You really shouldn't use a tablet in the bath. Expensive bit of kit that.

Bluedoglead · 21/02/2018 17:24

Me and my DP often get in the bath together to watch tv. No sexy.

Snort.

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BathFallout · 21/02/2018 17:24

Hardly girls we are 31 and 38, does that remove the titillation for you? It's normal for partners to share a bath surely!? If we were a straight couple would you have such an issue with this factor?

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TheSpottedZebra · 21/02/2018 17:25

Arf at real people.

I'm real though. Really.

C8H10N4O2 · 21/02/2018 17:25

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Mammysin · 21/02/2018 17:25

Did you mean to write vulva?

pumpkin10 · 21/02/2018 17:26

Is this to excite us ?

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BathFallout · 21/02/2018 17:26

Fine, forget it.

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FlyingElbows · 21/02/2018 17:26

Or... giving the Op the benefit of the doubt... let's assess if mn offers as much outrage at uninvited sexual attention between homosexuals as it does between heterosexuals. Soapy lesbo fantasy or "you wouldn't say that if it was a bepenised person". Pick your shovel.

jessei · 21/02/2018 17:26

Why not wait till after bathing to watch the tv show? Sorry but this post has made me laugh!

CaptainKirkssparetupee · 21/02/2018 17:26

Splash splosh

mygorgeousmilo · 21/02/2018 17:26

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LunchBoxPolice · 21/02/2018 17:27

When would you expect a poke to the vagina? Hmm

speakout · 21/02/2018 17:28

You must have a big bath.

MadRainbow · 21/02/2018 17:28

Personally yes I think YABU. If I get in my miniscule bath with my DH I can't help but poke his bits. Sometimes it's an accident more often it's not but it's hardly something long term partners get their knickers in a twist over Hmm

Paie · 21/02/2018 17:28

Wow at all the people being bitches!
Op this has happened to me and the fact you're gay has nothing to do with it- I'm straight and found it irritating! Just trying to wash my hair at the time

Deshasafraisy · 21/02/2018 17:28

Dear DP, please don’t poke my vagina whilst I’m trying to watch my tablet in the bath. The end.

Dipitydoda · 21/02/2018 17:28

“If we were a straight couple would you have such an issue?” ... and out comes the homophobia card😁. Wtf is a poke in the vagina? Surely this is commonly referred to as foreplay. Does your girlfriend need written permission or something?

BertrandRussell · 21/02/2018 17:29

"Where's the soap?"
"Yes, it does, doesn't it?"

Bluedoglead · 21/02/2018 17:29

I am older than you. I have a Male DP.

we don’t share a bath. Unless we are looking for sex. And he’s trying to get me in the mood. And even then, mo electricals in the bath. And two people is a squish and I end up with the taps in my back. And the water sloshes everywhere. And I like roasting baths and he’s all for the tepid.

Hth.

skippy67 · 21/02/2018 17:29

If you'd said vulva, you'd probably have been believed...

ChocolateCoveredPringle · 21/02/2018 17:29

Are you yet another one of those tedious women who doesn't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva?

immortalmarble · 21/02/2018 17:29

How do you get poked in the vagina when washing hair?

Mind boggles.

CaptainKirkssparetupee · 21/02/2018 17:30

We're you watching Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea?

Or the little mermaid?