Oi SAHMs over here

[StealthPolarBear]

Sit there - - >
And let me give you a good kicking.
It seems to be the day for it :)

I accidentally had sex with dh for a creme egg

Please elaborate further. Did you:
A) Trip over and fall onto his erect penis while trying to grab said creme egg; or
B) Think you were having sex with him for some other confectionery reward and get stuffed with a creme egg instead (hopefully not literally)?

I'm a very high class hooker SAHM. If sex occurs for confectionery in our house, it's for Laduree macaroons. All the way. I'll do pretty much anything for a box of those. Possibly with a box of those.....😂

natalia

Gosh its not as exciting as 1 or 2

Dh asked if we were going to have sex that night and i said (half joking) no...and then he said what if i gave you a creme egg

So going along with what i thought was a joke i said that obviously if it was a creme egg i would definitely have sex no question...that would be an absolute given

I didn't knkw he actually had one

Plus HE WAS GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME ANYWAY

THE EGG!!!

NOT SEX!!!!

Rufus you most definitely got played 😱 But it could have been worse i suppose!

must

True

I might not have remembered to check that he actually had the egg before we had sex

At one particularly happy time in my life I had two school age children, a live in maid, gardeners and a driver. Think of the kicking I would have got then! Sadly no staff currently and I have worked in between my SAHP blocks.

It's a rookie mistake Rufus. Us old pros would never fall for that. It's confectionary/kebabs upfront or the gaudy floral housecoat and rollers stay firmly on.

I am super classy and will swap champagne or peanuts for favors, definitely not telling DH that as he is keeping me at home he has automatic entitlements!

Proof of before pants off

Im obviously a lot less classy than desperately

See that is why I like online communication, rufus, you would never think that if you met me!

Rufus Thank you for clearing that up - I would have wondered about that all week (in between episodes of ER)

And for this - Proof of before pants off - you are my new SAHM hero!

Yeah!!

In this house Po Po used to mean police

But no more!!!

Definitely have to see the goods before going through the motions!!

must

Motions??

What???

I have to do motions

I have to do motions shock

I thought you'd perfected the Creme Egg shuffle.... 🍳

Apparently so! I was gleefully informed today that it doesn't count otherwise 😱

I bought my own creme egg 😆

Ive just had a ripple

Apologies

I forgot what we were discussing

Most inappropriate

this thread amuses me.

Ive just had a ripple

Did you have to perform a disgusting sexual act for that?

Im not telling you that !!!

(I pinched one while he nipped to the loo )