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Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

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BigFatFanny · 14/02/2018 10:24

You asked for it Grin

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JustVent · 15/02/2018 19:17

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underthebluemoon · 15/02/2018 19:20

Justvent - troll hunting is not allowed.

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 15/02/2018 19:26

ODFO JustVent, go and piss on someone else's chips.

JustVent · 15/02/2018 19:28

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Groovee · 15/02/2018 19:28

Ah Justvents is M0

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 15/02/2018 19:31

😂

M0 JustVent if you think BFF is a troll, then report.

PatchUp · 15/02/2018 19:32

How do you know just? You sound so sure, how do you know??

JustVent · 15/02/2018 19:32

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 15/02/2018 19:33

Of course you did. Hmm

JustVent · 15/02/2018 19:35

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Stephy85 · 15/02/2018 19:35

I have loved this whole thread so much!
Not liking the crazy M0 though, wtf is with that!?!
Love a Nerd. My oh is a gamer/IT nerd!
Looking forward to more updates. Good luck with the sofas, we definitely need a picture 😂

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 15/02/2018 19:37

And the OP has only started two threads ever

It's called Name changing

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 15/02/2018 19:39

@JustVent, I've reported you.

JustVent · 15/02/2018 19:40

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 15/02/2018 19:43

Let's ignore the troll hunting and get to the important question...

Did @BigFatFanny "go towards the light" then discover it was only next door's security light, so she changed her mind and decided not to die?

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 15/02/2018 19:43

Still with the troll-hunting.

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 15/02/2018 19:44

😂 Squiff

soupforbrains · 15/02/2018 19:52

I would PMSL if just actually was M0 but to be honest she hasn't displayed enough deranged creativity. Just another boring fun-sponge desperate to piss on other people's parades.

Anyways, does your Viking do any sport? I've just heard that there is a winter Paralympic Games. Could he give that a go? If so... may I suggest that you do the doubles luge as a pair? - you might have to lop off a limb of yours but tbh that's no biggie if you're dead surely....

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 15/02/2018 19:54

I think being dead might already count as quite a major disability...

GabsAlot · 15/02/2018 19:56

never mind Just is feeling a little left out bless

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 15/02/2018 19:58

I know, poor lamb.

HettySunshine · 15/02/2018 20:01

Buttocks! Grin

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 15/02/2018 20:04

I think the "used to be dead" category in Paralympics doesn't exist yet, but maybe Tokyo 2020 could introduce it, which gives @BigFatFanny 2 years to train.

lilcolibri · 15/02/2018 20:19

I think even though it is very obvious, it'll stand because it's amusing anyway.

And there's nothing malicious in it, soo...

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