I would PMSL if just actually was M0 but to be honest she hasn't displayed enough deranged creativity. Just another boring fun-sponge desperate to piss on other people's parades.
Anyways, does your Viking do any sport? I've just heard that there is a winter Paralympic Games. Could he give that a go? If so... may I suggest that you do the doubles luge as a pair? - you might have to lop off a limb of yours but tbh that's no biggie if you're dead surely....