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Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

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BigFatFanny · 14/02/2018 10:24

You asked for it Grin

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BigFatFanny · 15/02/2018 20:28

The idea of DH doing any form of sport than doesn’t include a PS4 controller is hilarious Grin

I say feet because his prosthetic does in fact feel the cold! The bit where the prosthetic attaches at the end of his leg gets really achy in the cold, hence ugg boots are apparently perfect because they cover it Hmm he can’t walk in them though..

I missed all the drama, it’s fair enough to think I’m a troll, it was a pretty sensationalist post title on the last thread and i did name change fairly recently hence why I’m not worried about being identified.

If I was of the bridge dwelling breed though I doubt mumsnet would have moved my original thread to classics Confused

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picklemepopcorn · 15/02/2018 20:32

Our first house was like that! We sat on dining chairs with a sleeping bag over our legs. No heating, no carpet. Ice on the floor and inside the windows. Ah, those were the days!

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 15/02/2018 20:35

And JustVent's posts have been deleted. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Ladymadness · 15/02/2018 20:37

I wonder if m0 is being catfished Confused maybe? And she thinks its your dh but but theyre just using his pics ? That could explain why none of her family or freinds have met him.

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BigFatFanny · 15/02/2018 20:40

lady I don’t think so because she knew who I was when her friend said she though DH and I were married, she told the friend we’d split up but we’re living together Confused

I’ve heard nothing else from anyone so I think it’s blown over now, I hope so.

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puddleduckmummy · 15/02/2018 20:53

My husband is roaring with laughter at this, keeps making me read it too him!! Wants to know if he hides his other foot when you say your turning the heating on?

Bains091115 · 15/02/2018 22:45

Your two posts have to be the best things ive read in ages.... I've been laughing for days at it!

ZebraOwl · 15/02/2018 22:48

Honestly. Take a gaggle of Guides to, er, Secret Thing We Must Not Speak About Until Embargo Is Removed SHHHHHH (it's not as exciting as that sounds, and there was a lamentable lack of Vikings BUT a whole heap of geekery) for a day & come back to an almost-half-full new!thread of full-on-stalking; Most Romantic Sofas Ever; & a tale of Genuine Autoresurrection. Can't leave [dead] people alone for a moment...

HerRoyalFattyness · 15/02/2018 23:31

Finally finished both threads!

You and your DH sound awesome. Will you be my friends? I don't have friends because I'm very blunt and have no filter, saying exactly what comes to my mind so I reckon I'd fit in great with you guys. (I'm autistic, so weirdness is kind of my thing)

Graphista · 16/02/2018 00:36

Yep, he's definitely not real, nobody's THAT great 😂

I'm the most cynical, skeptical, negative bitch ever but I'm proper loving BFF & BFFDH and their relationship

Homebird8 · 16/02/2018 01:29

I need to know what time the sofa is being delivered. I want to know just what a Viking would order and I’m hoping you will be straight on to post, preferably with a picture. It will probably be in the middle of the night for me so I will also want to set an alarm that would wake the dead. Are you going to rename the lounge the funeral parlour with it’s beautiful new furniture?

TooSleepyToCare · 16/02/2018 01:49

Wow. What a roller-coaster. Just read both threads. A girl I went to school with told everyone she had cancer. Just boggles the mind what goes on in their head.
Anyway, DVH sounds amazing swoon.
Can't wait for the sofa update.
Definite #couplegoals

Alleycat1 · 16/02/2018 08:57

Yep, some people are weird. I worked with someone who swore that her boyfriend had had a serious motorbike accident, was in hospital with a life-threatening head injury and she kept taking time off to visit him. Fine, except I was always lumbered with her work. After a couple of months I telephoned the Hospital - no such patient and never had been!
I was married to a real-life 6ft 7" Viking for 17 years (he was half Icelandic). He did have both feet but I was sorely tempted to cut off another part of the bastard's anatomy!

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 16/02/2018 09:51

His head, Alleycat? Wink

BFF - I love that story about the sofas, your DH is truly lovely. Even if he does nick your Uggs. Hope the new ones come soon! (And you put a pic on here Grin)

raveinpeace · 16/02/2018 10:31

What time do the new sofas arrive today?

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 16/02/2018 12:32

I was asking on Google Maps if a certain pub allowed children, someone going by the name of vikingraider replied: "Yes, but they have to stay off the booze. Drunk kids are a particular problem in this part of the world." Please tell me it was BFFDH! 😂

flipertyflop · 16/02/2018 14:01

I have read And loved every post on both threads. What a great pair you are and I'm obviously posting for further updates!

Advicewouldbelovelyta · 16/02/2018 14:25

Today is the day we all gather to mourn the loss of BigFatFanny. She was a light in the darkness, the sunshine through the clouds, an angel walking among us. Loved by all she will be truly mist.
So raise a glass to the wonderful, incredible, BigFatFanny

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 16/02/2018 14:38

You mean an angle, surely? 😂

Bunchofdaffodils · 16/02/2018 15:14

Obtuse at times...

FidgetWidget · 16/02/2018 15:29

Bunchofdaffodils or acute?!

Advicewouldbelovelyta · 16/02/2018 15:42

I couldn't not write mist lol

CigarsofthePharoahs · 16/02/2018 16:16

Viking chairs?

Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife
LoveProsecco · 16/02/2018 16:17

StarStarStar new sofa day! StarStarStar

mummyof3kids · 16/02/2018 17:20

The suspense is killing me!