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Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

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BigFatFanny · 14/02/2018 10:24

You asked for it Grin

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BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 14/02/2018 19:45

I'm 50 and I HAVE a Steam account. Get with it Graphista. Wink

Graphista · 14/02/2018 19:47

Yea first I have to figure out how to get MY phone to use MY ITunes account (long story - works on dds phone not mine)

YearOfYouRemember · 14/02/2018 19:48

At last ! I can join in. I think my DS has made some games on Steam.

Your dh sound lovely, BFF. I almost feel sorry for the person known as M0. What does that stand for?

NaiceBiscuits · 14/02/2018 19:49

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Graphista · 14/02/2018 19:50

M0 stands for mourner 0 - like patient 0 in an epidemic - the source of the false rumour

GabsAlot · 14/02/2018 19:51

he done a full on kanye

im still laughing! brill valentines update bff have a good one hope this all dies down soon

get it ;)

TitsNnails · 14/02/2018 19:51

Please have an informal chat with the police. It's great that you aren't upset by this woman's behaviour but she really sounds like she has serious issues. This could escalate quite quickly and get nasty.

DNo · 14/02/2018 19:52

Yes I've read the full thread and know how weird its become but for the past teo hours ive been bursting into tears at "where's my bastard foot you sadist!"

Hope all works out well - I've been happily married for 17 years but your one footed viking has made me feel all warm...

VanillaSugar · 14/02/2018 19:53

But the six million dollar question is - have you held a seance for yourself yet??

Moonflower12 · 14/02/2018 19:59

Late to the game.

We had a elderly neighbour who was very eccentric and hermit-like. My DP's colleague was called to their house as he was in cardiac arrest. (Forgot to say they work for the ambulance service!)
They tried all manner of resuscitation but to no avail. They dropped him at the hospital as doa. (Dead on arrival)
Imagine our surprise (and the colleague's) when we saw him mowing his lawn 2 weeks later. We did think 'ghost' at first but apparently he had spontaneously resurrected in the a and e department despite being 'dead' for over an hour.
Most of the village still refers to him as the 'dead guy'!

MiddleClassProblem · 14/02/2018 20:03

Lweji DH and I nearly got one like the first sofa in your pics but then we adulted to get the sofa bed we needed. It was a close call though! We wondered if visitors could sleep sitting up...

ReturnOfTheBing · 14/02/2018 20:04

Brilliant thread Grin

M0 is utterly unhinged though. I would think about logging it with the police

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 14/02/2018 20:05

Wot...no bottles of spirits or even a bottle of purfume with "spirit " in the name for Valentiine's day? Boooooo!

EnglishRose13 · 14/02/2018 20:15

I bet M0 doesn't even game.

TheNoseyProject · 14/02/2018 20:17

bigfatfanny rebel Wilson
bigfat...willy? josh hommme

FairfaxAikman · 14/02/2018 20:21

@SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires or Pure Poison (Dior)

AnachronisticCorpse · 14/02/2018 20:23

Great thread. I also wholeheartedly concur on the nerd front, DH is a software designing musician and he is the sexiest and funniest man I know.

PinkyBlunder · 14/02/2018 20:26

Alas, I think mine is a useless sub type of nerd Sad

Motoko · 14/02/2018 20:53

I'm 54, and I had a Steam account when it first came out many years ago. But I am also married to a nerd.

Ninabean17 · 14/02/2018 20:53

Your DH is a legend

NaiceBiscuits · 14/02/2018 20:59

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alotalotalot · 14/02/2018 21:48

TBh my first question would be: "what do the new sofas look like?" and "why did you order new sofas without me having any input?"

That was exactly my thought and I actually shook my head sadly, as Gorgeous Viking DH just shot down a notch in my adoration.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 14/02/2018 22:23

BigFat as you have a Nintendo Switch, I recommend a new game called Overcooked. Sounds like just the game for you and Viking.

And can we get him cloned. I'd love a man who bought me new sofas.

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 14/02/2018 22:33

DNo I'm glad I'm not the only one still crying at where's my bastard foot you sadist! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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