Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

[BigFatFanny]

You asked for it

Your dh is soon going to be having a thread named after him "AIBU to think one footed Viking is the perfect man?"

Way to go Monopedal Viking Hero!

That's a lovely valentines. Love a mariokart fest although these days I find it totally knackering ha.

RainbowGlitterFairy 😂😂😂😂😂

Airbeds, Pringles, hobnobs and wine....just perfect! Enjoy

I married a nerd. So far, there is no valentines shit this evening.

Where did I go wrong BFF?

Can you put a pic up ..... so we can all pretend to be his Girl friend?

Oh my first question would be: "what do the new sofas look like?" and "why did you order new sofas without me having any input?"

But to be fair I'm a control freak and not good at surprises.

pinky Have you consulted your operating manual and fed it plenty of content to keep it happy? I recommend a subscription to a couple of comics and a steam account, keeps them functioning for ages.

OMG!

I LOVE you both 😍

Can’t you just tell us his band name so we can all fantasise about your lovely Viking?!

Ok I'm beginning to think dh is COMPLETELY fictitious he's too good to be true!

Thread making me feel bloody old though!

Sassy thanks for the Kanye explanation

I had to google joy-con (and was slightly worried I may need eye bleach as a result)

Here I go again - what's a steam account?? (I'm really wary of googling THAT)

welcome

It's a web portal to play games on with your friends .... and I'm nearly 50 !!

Sofas like these, perhaps?

Op I think you do need to speak to police
If she can lie about a relationship and your death she can get angry and accuse your hubby of worse. Id get some info on record for your own safety.

Haaa steam is an online service where you can download games created largely by small studios, often called indie (independent) games

@Graphista it's just an online account where you can buy games etc, fine for you to google.

It's a web portal to play games on with your friends .... and I'm nearly 50 !!

Oh great! I'm just thick then

Quietly asks - what kinda games?

Enjoy your night x

Sorry meant to say I'm 45

All kinds of games! I use it to play titles I remember from when I was young but DH tends to get little weird indie games he’s heard you tubers rave about

Graphista I am nearly 50 (this year) and just about to get DS a steam voucher for his birthday

Steam is brilliant. Apart from all the other amazing games they have, there is all of Sims 3 and also Grim Fandango.

Cool will have a look

Oh god could he fix an iPhone that's been sprayed with wine after reading "that's between man and wife"