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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 12/02/2018 20:20

Oh and kym marsh

AssetRichIncomePoor · 12/02/2018 20:20

So many of these "celebrities" I've never even heard of. I think I should be grateful.

DeltaG · 12/02/2018 20:20

Kathryn Jenkins - can't stand the simpering, coquettish butter-wouldn't-melt persona she carefully cultivates.

Her husband bears more than an uncanny resemblance to my own DH though, even down to the haircut and beard, so we obviously share similar tastes in men!

TheFaerieQueene · 12/02/2018 20:20

Anyone who wants to be famous and actively pursues it is a giant knob who must be so full of themselves, I don’t think I could ever like them.

That feels so much better.

dworky · 12/02/2018 20:21

Holly & Phil. They've both become insufferable.

IWannaSeeHowItEnds · 12/02/2018 20:22

Kate Winslet. She gives me the shivers

CanIhavedessertfirst · 12/02/2018 20:24

Holly Willoughby, Cheryl Cole, lorraine kelly, davina mccall, the beckhams, Charlotte Crosby, holly hagan and pretty much all the geordie shore lot (used to like them) and lauren bloody goodger!

RebeccaBunchLawyer · 12/02/2018 20:25

MrsMaxwell, I agree with you about Kerry Katona and Natasha Hamilton- always popping out babies! Do two people really need so many? Does the world need so many of their offspring?!!

NinaNoSleep · 12/02/2018 20:25

Louis Hamilton; so precious. And doesn't pay his taxes here does he? Shouldn't be a 'British' racing driver or be able to be nominated for BBC Sports Personality (even if he had one) unless in the 'abroad' category.

MsWanaBanana · 12/02/2018 20:26

singingpinkmonkey Leigh Francis, Holly Willoughby, Philip Schofield, Amanda Holden, Kate Garraway. Pretty much all of the ITV light entertainment squad really..
This ^ I find all of them annoying. Especially the spin off show presenters from I’m a Celeb. Can’t stand that Stacey Solomon! Find most of the Loose Women and Lorraine annoying too. Oh and the worst of the lot, Jeremy f’ing Kyle Angry

muchovino · 12/02/2018 20:26

Claudia Winkleman

mum11970 · 12/02/2018 20:27

Yep Fiona Philips and Russel Brand, forgot about those two prats.

sallyarmy1 · 12/02/2018 20:27

Lilly Allen, Paloma Faith, Lorraine Kelly, JK Rowling, Hillary Clinton, Diane Abbott Suzanne Reid - all far left disasters.

I ♥ Katie Hopkins and Piers Morgan :)

JaneEyre70 · 12/02/2018 20:28

I think it's mainly the OK! variety of celebs that make me want to scream - Katie Price, Kerry Katona, Natasha Hamilton, Amanda Holden, Cheryl Whateverhernameisnow, Kym Marsh. More infamous than famous, and with a tribe of very fucked up kids growing up in their wake.

confusednotcom2 · 12/02/2018 20:29

The Kardashian’s & every reality star that gets a ton of shit surgery that makes them look like an extra from Whosville who posts naked selfies shilling some shite product.

ToadOfSadness · 12/02/2018 20:30

Agree with Faye Ripley, it's the way she drawls at the beginning of a series and by the end she does it so much you can't understand a word.

Fiona Bruce
Lorraine Kelly
Claudia Winkleman
Russel Brand
Paul Hollywood
Jamie Oliver

Commuterface · 12/02/2018 20:31

I forgot about Cheryl Cole Fandango Vermicelli Tweedy Payne! And I’ll add Liam Payne to the list for thinking he is “street” and a rapper now. No! You’re a shit boybander who couldn’t sing in the first place.

falang · 12/02/2018 20:31

Jk Rowling is smug and po faced. Can't stand her preachy tweets.
Anyone who has ever been on Geordie shore, love island or ex on the beach. I despise all of them (TOWIE and MIC are fine though)

SavageBeauty73 · 12/02/2018 20:31

Dawn O'Porter

Graphista · 12/02/2018 20:33

"Fay Ripley (I can't explain why. Remembered her when I saw her on The Last Leg on Friday and realised I still dislike her.)" omg was coming on thread to SPECIFICALLY say her! Crap actress, fake and too try hard "I am such a radio 1 fan" sure you are - you're 51 and painfully mc, I would've LOVED the DJ that was on with her to have said "oh great! Who's your favourite DJ apart from me?" GUARANTEE she couldn't have answered!

Peter Andre - I get a strong feeling he's controlling type.

Piers Morgan - nuff said really

Rachel Johnson - victim blaming victims of sexual harassment on last leg - thanks to David tenant for calling her out on it - shame the regular hosts didn't

David Walliams - even before the presidents club crap!

"Tess Daly. Fake fake fake. A friend of a friend worked at strictly and confirmed my suspicions...." You don't know how happy that's made me Grin not that she's fake but that I'm right! Let me guess - fawns over the celebs and treats minions like shit? Actually probably only fawns over the "worthy" celebs?

Lorraine kelly - I swear she used to be ok, but started getting above herself when she got a bit of a "milf" attention and then there's that missing child case that must not be discussed Angry

Leigh Francis - and no I DON'T mean the character Keith lemon I mean actual Leigh Francis

Plus I agree with almost all others on here. I hardly watch any "normal" tv any more - does anyone?

DollyTots · 12/02/2018 20:34

Eddie Redmayne.

The facial expressions are just the worst 🤢

JessyJames · 12/02/2018 20:34

James Cordon
Stephen Fry
Mylene Klass

confusednotcom2 · 12/02/2018 20:34

I have these thing where I see animals in people (doesn’t mean your ugly) Fiona Bruce annoys me cause all I see is this

To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?
expatinscotland · 12/02/2018 20:34

Jamie Oliver. Jeremy Kyle. Any 'celeb' who is famous because their parents got them gigs.

JessyJames · 12/02/2018 20:34

Forgot Gregg Wallace