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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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MESSING2 · 19/02/2018 21:29

Forgot to mention Bruno Mars in my earlier post. Silly little bellend that he is.

BellMcEnd · 19/02/2018 21:34

Sorry, MESSING I missed that. Who gets on your tits?

Willswife · 19/02/2018 21:36

I forgot Charlotte Church and Geri Halliwell in my earlier post. Both give me rage.

GoulashSoup · 19/02/2018 21:43

Pouty mc poutface Keira fucking Knightly. It’s irrational but she proper gives me the rage.

BuggeringNora · 19/02/2018 21:44

Piers Morgan.
Total, total cunt.

Ownerofalittlechimp · 19/02/2018 22:13

Alexandra Burke
Bonnie Langford
All the loose women
Danielle Lloyd
Myleene Klass
Jane MDonald
Michelle Keegan (mostly due to those awful very ads)
Cheryl whatever her name is
Nicola formerly of girls aloud - vile girl from personal experience
Alex diamond
Sadiq Khan
Nicola Sturgeon
Katharine Jenkins
Ruth Jones
Bono, sanctimonious bellend
Mrs Brown's Boys cast
James Borden
Jamie redknapp
Peter Kay
Nick can't speak without name dropping Grimshaw
Jo Wiley

That was cathartic!!

allglitteredout · 19/02/2018 22:15

Anthony Cotton gets right on my t!tsAngry

logicalmum · 19/02/2018 23:48

Can't stand Anthony Cotton, the person or as the actor in Coronation St. Have to mute every scene he's in. The way he spoke to Jayne Torville in Dancing on Ice when she slated his skating. Nasty woman hater.

Clandestino · 20/02/2018 05:32

Gemma Collins reminds me of a toad. Plus she is whiney and whingey. Laurene Goodger and any of those reality show D celebs. Stupid, brain-dead products of crappy culture for the mob.

Pleasegodgotosleep · 20/02/2018 07:10

David Walliams
Ricky Gervais

Both love themselves too much!!

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Bell Grin - he annoys me that much

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Bell Grin - he annoys me that much

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Bell Grin - he annoys me that much

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Bell Grin - he annoys me that much

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Bell Grin - he annoys me that much

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Bell Grin - he annoys me that much

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Bell Grin - he annoys me that much

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Bell Grin - he annoys me that much

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Bell Grin - he annoys me that much

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:39

Ffs Hmm

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:40

Ffs Hmm

MESSING2 · 20/02/2018 12:40

Ffs Hmm

JanetStWalker · 20/02/2018 13:06

Is there an echo...echo...echo...echo... Grin

UnmitigatedBollocks · 20/02/2018 14:45

Ownerofalittlechimp - ooh spill re: Nicola Girlsaloud!

BellMcEnd · 20/02/2018 14:55

GrinGrinMESSING