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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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SisterNotCis · 12/02/2018 20:06

Stephen Fry - the smugness

Rudgie47 · 12/02/2018 20:07

Just thought of another tool, Bob Geldof, fortunately we dont hear as much about him now.

OpalIridescence · 12/02/2018 20:07

Ha ha! Teetotal can't imagine why he's hesitating to come here for another chat. We have some brilliant feedback for him!

CheesyWeez · 12/02/2018 20:07

John Humphrys, I hated the way he interviewed Johanna Konta and he has just irritated me since.

GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz · 12/02/2018 20:08

Emma thompson

MikeUniformMike · 12/02/2018 20:09

Is it to late for me to start using nivea?
Don't read the autobiographies is good advice, especially if it's a comedian's memoirs.

HobnobBob · 12/02/2018 20:09

Sarah Millican is quite irritating. I wish she’d stop squeaking.

AntArcticFox · 12/02/2018 20:09

John Humphreys - oh yes.
Jeremy Vine.
Fiona Bruce - specifically her intonation and sardonic eyebrows when reading the news. It's fine when looking quizzical about paintings or antiques.

Gigimoll · 12/02/2018 20:10

The same you've mentioned. Holly Willoughby and how she acts like a silly kid, zoella (if you class her as a celebrity)

AntArcticFox · 12/02/2018 20:10

Tim Lovejoy has improved imo; though from a low base.

Gigimoll · 12/02/2018 20:11

Adele! Yes! Overrated

Commuterface · 12/02/2018 20:11

Victoria Coren Mitchell is so bloody smug and pleased with herself.
Beyoncé - she just comes across as unhinged
Meryl Streep - fucking hypocrite
Russell Brand
Jack Whitehall

SadieHufflepuff · 12/02/2018 20:12

Myleene Klass, Holly Willoughby, Scarlett Moffat, Andi Peters, James Cordon...

Bluesrunthegame · 12/02/2018 20:13

Jonathan Ross.

romany4 · 12/02/2018 20:13

Jude Law.
So massively up his own arse.

BadTasteFlump · 12/02/2018 20:13

Peter Andre
Katie Price

Shame they didn't stay together and self combust Grin

zaalitje · 12/02/2018 20:13

Tess Dale, Vernon Kaye a and other professional northerners.
Jeremy Kyle for being a misogynistic cunt.
Mylene Klass and Fiona Phillips just for being bloody annoying
Any of the loose women

ShuttyTown · 12/02/2018 20:14

Lorraine Kelly, Holly Willoughby, Jeremy Kyle, Claudia Winkleman, Tess Daly, Colleen Nolan, Alex Jones.

Hillbillyhotel · 12/02/2018 20:15

She’s hardly a celeb but I cannot stand Lauren Goodger. Honestly just thinking about her makes me angry. The most self indulgent,narcissistic person ever!

BadTasteFlump · 12/02/2018 20:15

Ooh and the Beckhams.

Just realised this thread is a bit mean and I'm just adding to it Blush

DaveyouareanuttertwatDave · 12/02/2018 20:17

Jenni fucking fulconer

flumpybear · 12/02/2018 20:17

Teas Daly - useless clothes horse with no knowledge of dancing and zero personality

Kylie Minogue - singing budgie

Vic Beckham - completely talentless just throws money and brand Beckham at everything

Her husband- he s married to her

Tom cruise - knob and giant tooth in middle of his face

chocolateworshipper · 12/02/2018 20:17

JK Rowling for writing The Casual Vacancy. Kept reading that sh1t thinking "it can't really be this bad - surely it's going to get better soon - it's JK Rowling." It was and it didn't Angry

threesenoughthanks · 12/02/2018 20:17

Definitely Mylene Klass. Basically has her baps out in every newspaper and magazine but she plays the piano so that makes her dead classy like!

Shyposter · 12/02/2018 20:19

Louise Minchin. Can't stand her.