Bono - the richest Irish man in the world who is forever telling us to give our money to Africa. Twat.
Keira Knightly- yes. I know you have naturally pouty lips. But do you have to do it in EVERY photo/ advert/ scene in a movie?? Really fuckin* annoying.
Bob Geldof - see Bono. Just not as rich. PLUS he’s not ‘Sir’ Bob. He’s Irish so he can’t call himself ‘Sir’. He’s Bob Geldof KGB. and a twat.
Lorraine Kelly- Please ITV. Pension her off. She’s dreadful.
Cheryl Tweedy- because she really thought she was important enough to go by one name! And she’s a little thug.
Davina McCall.- because she is too fucking smugly fit for my liking.
Lily Allen- because she is an idiotic hypocrite who had no right to apologise for ME.
Tess Daly- because she says “ and the next couple to leave strictly come dancing IS “ and it should be ARE because a couple is more than ONE.
India Wiloughby - because He’s NOT A WOMAN.
Lily Madigan- see IW above.
Yasmin Ali by Brown - everytime she speaks i just want to hurl myself through the telly.
Philip Green- because he is obscenely rich and seems to do nothing good or decent for humanity with his money. And because his daughter is a tart with the morals of an alley cat.
I could go on.............