To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

[GetOutOfMYGarden]

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

I love Jamie Oliver's recipes (don't take a lot of notice of him as a celebrity though). His 5 ingredients book is great.

I don't like:
Elton John (for some reason I find his songs like nails down a blackboard)
Tom Jones (just find him really creepy)
Bono (he hasn't made poverty history)
Gordon Ramsey (has kids and has never hanged a nappy in his life)

Those 3 from the ‘Top Gear’ type programme.
Jeremy Paxman
Will think of more...

Scarlett Moffat. Annoys the hell out of me.
She was alright as an ordinary person on Gogglebox but must be one of the most annoying celebrities to have walked the earth.

Tess Daly. Fake fake fake. A friend of a friend worked at strictly and confirmed my suspicions....

Anthea Turner
Ore Oduba
Fiona Bruce
Louis Walsh
Any Kardashian
Gemma Collins

Tom Cruise. He has one giant front tooth and it's all I can see once it was pointed out to me.

You've sent me down a rabbit hole now and I've realised that the bottom of his nose is wonky too. Fgs, it was bad enough just knowing he was a scientologist.

Kirstie Allsopp and Lorraine Kelly
Can't stand them.

Lorraine Kelly. Gees what an absolute arse licker. Never heard the woman disagree with anyone ever and seems to be an expert in fitness because she does one class of Zumba a week. Sarah Greene used wind me up no end too but thankfully she very rarely makes an appearance now.

Everyone on what used to be called light entertainment, all soap "stars" and all of Radio 2 and sports. Comprehensive.

Lorraine Kelly! Never liked her but especially annoying when she was interviewing Fern someone who’s ex partner had thrown acid in a night club and giving her parenting advice and insisting she allow him access etc.

Oh, and that Jack Munro

But classing her as 'celebrity' is a bit of a stretch!

teetotal exactly, which is a brilliant gig for them, fair play. Just so irritating when they talk to lesser mortals about it as their spiritual journey. Special hate points to them if they use the word 'transcend' in an interview, ggrr.

Gotta that's it, Jeremy Kyle. He was on TV this morning pretending to be Pierce Morgan, he is a weasel of a man.

Oh how could I forget, Caitlin Jenner

Thank you to PP for reminding me about Danny Dyer, he brings the rage out in me.

Alexandra Burke! She has one of them faces that are just so smug, constantly! I change the channel any time I see her, and in fact I didn’t purschase tickets for one of my favourite shows at the theatre as she was the lead. Eurgh.

To balance I adore Gino

Richard Brandon the tax dodging cunt

*Branson

Keith Lemmon
Piers Morgan

Ooh Esme what’s in Sarah Milligan’s book that put you off??

Bono, you aren’t God mate.
Tess Daly
Katie Price, her lips are so inflated she can barely talk.
Mylene Klass - oh I’ve had a baby let me write a book about it because I’m an expert. No love, you’re an expert on your children, doesn’t mean you’re the Queen of fucking parenting.

Matt Baker- Smug arsehole.
Jamie Oliver-Everything about him screams twat. Needs to be looking at his own diet first before criticising others. He has been absolutely massive and is still fat.
Peter Kaye-Another arsehole and nasty with it.
Dawn French-A very false person who has never been funny.
Gary Barlow-An utter twat who should really be in prison. If someone on benefits did a big fiddle like he did they would be in jail, no doubt about it.

Bono the hypocrite who flew his hat or some shit across the world but tells us all to recycle. Basically any fucking celeb who tells me how to live my life

How does JK Rowling rewrite her books????

The limits of time and space work differently in Cursed Child, and the bit where she destroyed all the time turners specifically so she couldn't write shitty 'go back in time' content doesn't matter. Dumbledore is only actually gay when it's twitter points scoring, not in the books or the screenplay she's written. Hermione's black and she wrote her black and you're a stupid racist if you think otherwise, despite referencing her being white and pink in the actual print. She regrets Ron and Hermione.

Whew, this cathartic!

JayZ and Beyonce since all the Becky rubbish and those pregnancy pictures.
Kanye West
Jeremy Corbyn
Craig David

OpalIridescence yes! Jeremy Corbyn needs fuck off with his porridge and biscuits

Ed sheeran -overplayed shit
Adele
That Susanna woman off good morning Britain
Tim lovejoy