To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

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For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

Victoria Beckham.
Unnaturally skinny, lied about having a boob job, can't walk without one hand in her pocket or stand up straight when posing and never fucking smiles.

Oh and Kylie Minogue for saying her youthful looks were down to 'nivea' and nothing else. Right ok

I like genuine people.

Ant and Dec.... very over rated

Myleene Klass. Sara pascoe (can’t stand her at all).

Tom Cruise. He has one giant front tooth and it's all I can see once it was pointed out to me.

Kanye. He has such a punchable face.

Ed Sheeran. Whiny whispy-sounding. DD loves him and the sound drives me mad.

Russel Brand, Keith Lemon, Alan Carr, Graham Norton

Nick Grimshaw and Alexa Chung. Pointless

DoubleNegativePanda Yes! Ed Sheerans music is absolute shite.

Ellie Goulding
Holly Willoughby
Claudia Winkleman
Mel of Mel and Sue (love Sue though!)

Amanda Holden, Kelly Brook, Keeley Hawes, that idiot Kem from Love Island, Schofield, Olly Murs I’m sure they love me too

Russel Brand, Keith Lemon, Alan Carr, Graham Norton,Jimmy Carr, Frank Skinner, Lorraine Kelly. It limits my viewing !

Holly Willoughby
Philip Schofield
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy vine
Chris Evans
Lenny Henry
Jamie Oliver
All the Kardashians/Jenners
All the Cheshire Housewives
Paloma Faith
Ed Sheeran (overpaid busker )
Brian Cox
Katie Price
Ant and Dec
All of Britains got no effing talent and the X factor shiteness

Oh yes and Kanye!

Sarah Millican. Unfortunate, because I've got tix for her next show here. And this will be the sixth time I've seen her. But I read her book and now I'm really not keen on her at all.

Don't read interviews or autobiographies with your favourite celebs is the life lesson here.

Other than that, the Kardashians or any of the faux famous mob are exceptionally irritating.

Jeremy Corbyn- woman hating, antisemetic tosser

Davina McCall
Kay Burley
Katie Hopkins
Phelan from Corrie 😂 (sorry not really a celebrity)

Every member of every reality TV show...starting with the Kardashian and the Jenner's

Jeremy Paxman, Jeremy Kyle, Jeremy Irons and anyone else called Jeremy.

Ed Sheeran (overpaid busker ) hahaha so true

Katie Price, and seeing her house on through the keyhole the other day just reinforced everything I though about her. She has a beautiful old house and ruined it with glittery shit and lack of maintenance. Made me irrationally angry. (And Yes, I know it's a shit show!)

Dan Wooten

The entire Loose Women crew

Any actor talking in deep, intense agnsty terms about the turmoil they experienced/ deep connection they felt with a director/emotional journey they went on when they were being paid fortunes to make the latest romcom. Just piss off.

Jeremy Kyle
Jennifer Hudson
Idris Elba
Bill Oddie

OpalIridescence yes! Actors are basically just paid to play ‘let’s pretend’and ‘dressup’ 😂

Danny Dyer.

What an utter fucking tool.

Gah, who's the one with the early morning show where people argue and he shouts at them? Any way, him.
Jeremy Kyle? He is on my list

Also can't abide -
Katie Price
Keith Lemon
Louis Spence (hard pushed to call him a celebrity though)
All the Kardashians and their other halves
Tess Daly

There are numerous others but can't think right now

How does JK Rowling rewrite her books????